penny carpet

To earn over £36 hour, so called because you would earn less walking on a floor covered in pennies and picking up 1 a second.

I don't know what his rate is but he's definetly on a penny carpet.

by PHowesInCanal December 9, 2008

two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021

Penny bitching

Ultimate continuous penny-pinching, unwilling to spend money, saving every penny

My girlfriend is always penny bitching when I want to go on a weekend trip with my friends

by Berry_ann May 27, 2019

Be A Daniel Penny

CORRECT! DO IT BITCH!

Hym "I want you to see how many of your kids die if you kill me. I want you to realize that you have made humanity's final mistake and that the only person who could have saved you was butchered by a retard. Be a Daniel Penny. Think too highly of yourself and trade your life away for no good reason. You don't know how well what I did worked... And EVERYTHING... I do... Works..."

by Hym Iam November 29, 2024

Penny bank

Where a woman save a mental image to, masturbate over later

man those guys, a chest is so sexy, that's one for the penny bank

by xnetmax September 14, 2017

Picking Up Pennies

You know when you're roaming around Portland and you see that one person high on life attempting to tie their shoes?
Tweakers. More specifically, fent heads swaying in the wind. You know the stance.

It can be used liberally to blanket the behavior of any high, not just the bad ones.

"Oh shit, dude is over there picking up pennies."
"We've got another one out there picking up pennies!"
"Dude was so gone he was out on main pickin' up pennies!"
"Dalton ripped the bong and started picking up pennies at the concert!"

by NotWhiteHenry February 15, 2025

Pennies and dimes

informal
To be cheap, to be concerned with insignificant earnings or savings at the expense of something more valuable.

Kyle: You can't walk home all by yourself Stacey, that's pennies and dimes. Get an Uber.

by Poe's Raven June 2, 2021