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We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.
I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!
by brettuthius August 11, 2018
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Blast from the past

A shot consisting of rum (most likely bacardi) and Bailey’s. The shot must be consumed quickly to avoid curdling.
Mike made a Blast From the Past and puked everywhere after
by yurtimdurt May 15, 2021
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Past Acceptability Maximum

How much of a romantic or sexual past one is willing to accept in a prospective partner.
John never went more than second base himself. His past acceptability maximum is a woman who went as much as third base. He is unable to accept anyone with experience more than that.

Jack's past acceptability maximum was a woman who had slept with one man maximum. But as Jack gets older and is unable to find such women, his past acceptability maximum increases and becomes more lenient. He is now open to women who slept with two men maximum.

Jane's past acceptability maximum is a man who went to third base maximum. But when she meets the handsome and tall Juan, she forgets her past acceptability maximum.
by Ememento October 4, 2024
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Shoe paste

Liquid that emerges from someone's foot
Sally has been sent to the doctor with a case of Shoe paste.
by WassabiChild February 22, 2017
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waist paste

"Why are the pages of this Victoria Secret catalogue all stuck together?"

"Looks like someone sprayed it with waist paste.
by e_RoC May 25, 2018
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past carnage

When someone is a second before a pre-seen disaster
She is drinking too much and saying she is not drunk, a second later she throw up on everybody
"Be Careful this girl is past Carnage"
by bones issues November 24, 2015
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Clout pasting

When you post something for clout (fame or notoriety)
Yo, Timmy just clout pasting online
by Princess Syko May 23, 2018
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