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god's golf partner

EXTREME OVER-CONFIDENCE!! -a pretty serious, 'certified' "little jesus", if hes'/shes' 'big' enough to play golf with god!!!
that mike foolsley thinks hes' god's golf partner!
he thinks he god's golf partner, thats' why that bitch 'took him on'!!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
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A Lucy Partner

A straight female sex partner who prefers (or is more skilled in) penetrative sex to foreplay and heavy petting.
the only thing we did was have sex, she is a Lucy Partner
by likeitis87 July 17, 2010
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Partington

A tall ginger man who follows children with pedophillic tendencies.
'A Partington's chasing me!'
'Shit, run for your lives'
by Madgermanbirds September 24, 2011
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Pardon My Non-French

Pardon my non-French can be said after one uses a curse word in either polite company, or not-so-polite company. For curse words such as F-Bombs, The "S" Word, and Dam spelled differently are clearly not of French origin--unless you are saying Foutre, Merde, or Zut! Then, perhaps it will be appropriate to use the more conventional, "Pardon my French".
As Suzie is walking into her mother's toenail trimmer shop, she trips and sprains her pinkie finger. "Fuck all! That fucking hurts!" Said Suzie. "Suzie!" "Pardon my Non-French", mum, but that hurt like a motherfucker!"

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In contrast . . . Charlie is perusing the classical pornography gallery, when he stumbles into a display. His trundling clumsiness results in the shattered remnants of a 16th century Faberge didlo - imported from Queen Dinara's private and controversial collection. Upon seeing the previously proud display of faux manhood in shambles, Charlie immediately exclaimed: "Merde!" When he was frowned upon by a tiny old lady wearing rain boots, he promptly corrected himself. "Pardon my French. Der'mo!"
by Jessika Lynn Stone January 8, 2011
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Patròn

Brokest guy out there.

Still goes out everyday with the homies

Does fine dining for every meal of the day
Maxes out his credit cards

Gets a new credit card to pay off another credit card

Says he goes to college but only taking 3 units a semester (Film class)

Gyms once a month

Only into white baddies even though he’s a short Mexican/Guatemalan

Wears Supreme

Tutors kids at math for his job even though he can’t do 2+2
Johnny: Bro I’m kicking it with the homie Patròn today.
Steve: Damn what nice restaurant you guys hitting today and which credit card would he be using this time?
by HomiePat November 8, 2018
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Social Partner

A more casual term for the word "boyfriend" or "girlfriend".
Describes 2 people that are often at the same place at the same time, but not "together."
Hey Becky, are you dating James?
-Becky: "No! He's just my social partner!"
by BrendaBiz. May 1, 2008
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Google partner

Somebody who types in 'gorgeous girls' on google image search, and then poses them off as there actual girlfriend/boyfriend.
Dave: I found this really hot girl at the pub the other night, check out the buns on it!

Mark: Yehh I think you'll find thats my sister, you've clearly got yourself a google partner.
by doddsmeister@hotmail.com October 18, 2008
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