by Smellytoes96024 July 25, 2022
Get the Parkermug. Parker is an amazing boyfriend. He'll start out as someone you wish you could know and end as someone you wish you could know again. His eyes are sea glass, his hair are the softest sands, his body is everything you've ever dreamed of.
by NickiBoy January 28, 2023
Get the Parkermug. “Parker, wow, look how freaking amazing you look. You outfit is on point, and that hair swoop.. plan me a funeral right now”
by Jackiemackiecrack May 24, 2019
Get the Parkermug. The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016
Get the Parker Polesmug. Super cool guy with a super cool taste in music. Your on average, 4th favorite friend. Often called Starboy by his peers. Good looking and great at beer pong.
by Parkjano November 21, 2021
Get the Parkermug. Someone who parks badly in a parking lot, across multiple spots, over curbs, hitting shrubs, sticking out, sideways, even that one guy that flipped over the wall.
by Vajeebi February 27, 2016
Get the Brad Parkermug. “Parker watch out there’s a ball going towards the goal get it”
Parker lets it in then punches the ground
Parker lets it in then punches the ground
by parkerbiggesthater May 7, 2024
Get the Parkermug.