Breaded Pubes

When you sleep with a woman harboring a nasty yeast infection and you're looking down at your sweet and sour dickin', wondering where you went wrong.

Bill: Fuck dude, I think Margaret had a yeast infection, I've been itching like crazy!

Sam: Eww dude, you keep pawing at those breaded pubes, and you're leaving a trail of bread crumbs.

by Garlic Head September 12, 2021

pube plug

When you shave your pubes in the shower or bath and they clog the drain, becoming a plug in itself.

Oh no, I made another pube plug again honey! Get the gloves out!

by Slothdan August 2, 2021

National pluck ur pubes day

National pluck ur pubes day August 6 is a day where everybody plucks their pubes and their friends pubes.

“Yo Jack have you plucked your pubes yet it’s National pluck ur pubes day. Wanna help me pluck mine?”

by Pube suckers 69 August 4, 2021

pubes

the nice fluffy hair that tickles ur nose while you suck or eat someone out <3

Damn her pubes made me sneeze, they were so long!

by piss_baby March 7, 2022

hairy pubes

a forest

my hairy pubes is like a forest down there

by bumbbb August 7, 2021

pube pelt

When a man has so much curly body hair, it looks like he’s covered in pubes.

That guys pube pelt is keeping his shirt off his chest!

by ParaGodmanchild June 16, 2021

Jammed Pubes

When your pubes get caught in your zipper

I was trying these new jeans and got a bad case of the Jammed Pubes.

by BigConCon December 14, 2024