poon-tank

Derogitory term for the bitch you're fuckin.

Man, 'dats my poon tank callin, I gotta take this.

by N Dog February 19, 2005

poon jab

to continuously fist away at willing or unwilling anal or vaginal cavity with no remorse whatsoever. It is usally done with fellow coworkers watching and cheering on the poon jabber by screaming "WHOOT THERE IT IS!"

My and the guys got off of work and went to Luke's mom's house and I poon jabbed the shit out of her!
It was so much fun we all went to Burger King came back and poon jab her some more, but this time in her brown eye!

by getsome3378 February 10, 2009

poon juggler

Synonym for a player.

That poon juggler is gonna have his hoes turn on him when they find out about his juggling act.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005

poon hammerer

the one who hammers(has rough sex with) the poon (vagina).

She calls me the Poon Hammerer cuz i makes her poonanny sore.

by El Guapo...savage January 13, 2007

poon

how a mentally retarded human being would spell the word pune. pune meaning wet sopping vagina. poon meaning what the fuck?

he man you see that girls poon? what the fuck is a poon? OH YOU MEAN PUNE!

by taucan December 26, 2011

Poon Qui

To suck a man off, while fingering him anally at the same time.

Dude, that chick gives a sick Poon Qui.

I was Poon Qui'ed hard last night.

by rofl043 October 4, 2009

Lord Poon

Lord Poon Tang. Lord of the Punani Tribe. He tried to take over the Ringdom Of Gooch

"... And Lord Poon screamed - One day the Gooch and all its Ringdom will be mine"

by Snorf August 7, 2006