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johnny parsons

the best person i know, hes funny, smart in a way I understand and has the best smile. he could never do wrong in my eyes. plus he gives the best hugs, he is kind and cares even when he doesn't have to. i hope one day I have the courage to tell him I wrote this because I care to much about him or maybe no enough but ill never know which.
1 look thats johnny parsons

2 oh really

1 yea he's got someone who really cares about him
by thepotatohoe March 29, 2023
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Micah Parsons

The best linebacker ever with the fattest dick known to man kind
Friend: Oh my god is that Micah Parsons?

Me: Yes that is our dick slaying king
by user683299320 November 5, 2023
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Mr Parsons

Sarum Academys new no nonsense bald man who will always patrol the academys grounds to check that all the students are in lesson. he got hired in summer 2023 by jennifer moore and since then he has been a dick to all the pupils that attend sarum. he is a media teacher and most of the pupils in the class have given up and they decide to play games.
by big fat tubby December 15, 2023
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Cody Parsons

‘Wow! that Cody Parsons has a massive donger!’ (Meaning huge wang)
by A4trappy styllll November 21, 2023
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pete parsons

the destiny killer who also happens to collect classic cars
Pete Parsons is a long-time Bungie executive, current Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of Bungie, and member of the Bungie Board of Directors.
by zygarde7216 August 3, 2024
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Griffin Parsons

A skinny white boy who can NOT take no for an answer. 🙄 Welcome to loser town!!!!!! 💁 ♀️Hater!!! 😒😤😡
Griffin Parsons did you hack into my alt sonic Hater?
Griffin: NO!!!! 😡😡😤🤬
by mikelover701 February 21, 2024
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Brian Parson

Often known as "the goat" or "babygirl parson <3", Brian Parson is best known for bullying you into a bully pulpit and giving you 5's on the AP United States Government and Politics Exam. In comparison with Mr. Leuders, Parson is ass
The most babygirl baby to ever girl. He makes me want to do despicable things to my refrigerator.
I LOVE BABYGIRL BRIAN PARSON! HES SO BABYGIRLL.
by straight pisces March 20, 2024
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