Lolipop Paradox

The theory that there is only one cquirrel (pronounced squirrel) in the universe that exists as an omnipotent and omnipresent being. The Cquirel is an evolved human that has has come back from the year distant 1420 so there is only one and a paradox is created every time he is seen next to himself in any field of vision.
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Jek: oh look a squirrel next to himself this must be the lolipop Paradox...henlo friend!
by Kane_Nekono April 16, 2018
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bat paradox

A delusion; To detach someone or something from its reality. To elevate someone or somethings station in a contradicting manner
Batman is just a man,but fist fights gods into submission? That's one hell of a bat paradox
by supercomicman November 16, 2014
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cameron paradox

The act of making someone to laugh at an unfunny joke no matter what
That joke wasn’t funny.

Did you get the joke
Yes I did

Then you would be laughing
But it wasn’t funny

That means you didn’t get the joke
You just put me in a Cameron paradox didn’t you.
by Ctand December 09, 2023
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Bloody Paradox

Any zoomer or millennial that is hyper. Commonly making gay jokes and doing offensive bullshit. Common phrases are, "LMAO UR GAY!"
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The Elevator Paradox

So this is a way to confuse everyone around you in an elevator when you walk in.
When you walk in an elevator, you do not turn around to face the door and continute to stare at the back of the Elevator.
To achieve maximum confusion, you walk out facing the same way untill the people in the elevator can no longer see you.
Me: *walks into an elevator, doesn't turn to look at the door*
Guy 1: Whats he doing, why is it making me unnerved.
Guy 2: Careful! He's creating The Elevator Paradox, just let him be and he'll go away... uncomfortably..
by EU Terrorist November 05, 2019
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The Martha Paradox

When someone has a crush on another person and thinks that the person they like likes them back because they have been indirectly flirting with them or acting as if the like them
“She did sleep on me but I can’t tell if it’s the Martha paradox or not”
by Pls_let_me_use_a_name November 25, 2019
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ikea paradox

when someone you think is gay from first glance but they’re actually straight e.i.: one of those fake people fruits in ikea sets.

but part of you is still in such shock that you still think they have to be gay
dude that girl looks fruity but she’s straight! god dammit the ikea paradox strikes again 😔💔
by floppymommymilkers September 27, 2022
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