sebastian payton

the best too be together with

Payton and Sebastian are the best couple

"Sebastian Payton"

by 1238129yoiue January 4, 2024

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Dirty Payton

While using the back of ones tongue, during a blowjob bringing him to climax.

"Have you ever had a dirty payton, while blindfolded & tied up."

by DemonicalBeing01 January 9, 2024

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Daniel Paxton

The true epitome of woe, this man is so entrapped in his own sadness that the world around him is a grey cloud

Everything is going wrong for me rn, I'm such a Daniel Paxton

by Exodus19 July 26, 2024

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deputy head of chis and sid who is probably 5 foot and has a passion for making children cry. his hobbies include being northern, sport of some kind and shouting at the year 7s for pushing in the canteen queue. his weakness ishis height.

person 1: “shit hide your phone mr panton’s here!”

person 2: “thanks you just saved me from the biggest northern lecture of all time”

by year7scaresme March 3, 2025

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Rommel-Patton syndrome

The historical occurrence when a leader or influential person gains their reputation through charisma and propaganda and not necessarily capability or success.

Our last boss was a textbook case Rommel-Patton syndrome.

by Mr Hazmat September 1, 2025

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Clean Paxton

When you find a dead hooker and inseminate every hole of her, however, to maintain cleanliness, proceed to lick every oraface of her body clean afterwards, remaining her to her natural state and leaving her where you found her.

Dude I didn't have pussy in months and had to pull a Clean Paxton the other night

by orafacecleanr June 24, 2025

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