Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
An attempt to tell the truth with intention to cause information to be understood
Yet omitting the sinfull nature of one's own intentions OR of the intentions of someone you care about.
Never both.
Never.
Definition 1: an unspoken contract of honor among decievers; for reasons to keep a lie or a joke from being found out before it's damage is done: Usually this phrase is used when covert alliances are made against someone mutually despised
In order to prevent that person from seeing malicious intent
Defined 2: a phrase employed to HONOR someone: by Omiting their involvement in something that would have become a scandal otherwise.
Yet omitting the sinfull nature of one's own intentions OR of the intentions of someone you care about.
Never both.
Never.
Definition 1: an unspoken contract of honor among decievers; for reasons to keep a lie or a joke from being found out before it's damage is done: Usually this phrase is used when covert alliances are made against someone mutually despised
In order to prevent that person from seeing malicious intent
Defined 2: a phrase employed to HONOR someone: by Omiting their involvement in something that would have become a scandal otherwise.
For example 1: respect for an unmentionable subject in the context of excluding someone present from knowing about a hidden motive "have Respect for 'the plan'. Don't talk about that other thing"
For example2: in your circle your close friend may announce that something terrible exists and should be changed
Yet in the announcement they opted out of revealing that you caused it. they did not have any vengeance or motive to cause harm; but instead a genuine effort to make the world a better place.
"I had scabies in highschool and now the world knows. I told them it was my fault. So they wouldn't know it came about because of "that other thing"
For example2: in your circle your close friend may announce that something terrible exists and should be changed
Yet in the announcement they opted out of revealing that you caused it. they did not have any vengeance or motive to cause harm; but instead a genuine effort to make the world a better place.
"I had scabies in highschool and now the world knows. I told them it was my fault. So they wouldn't know it came about because of "that other thing"
by TheRecconingofyourmotives. August 08, 2021
An attempt to tell the truth with intention to cause information to be understood
Yet omitting the sinfull nature of one's own intentions OR of the intentions of someone you care about.
Never both.
Never.
Definition 1: an unspoken contract of honor among decievers; for reasons to keep a lie or a joke from being found out before it's damage is done: Usually this phrase is used when covert alliances are made against someone mutually despised
In order to prevent that person from seeing malicious intent
Defined 2: a phrase employed to HONOR someone: by Omiting their involvement in something that would have become a scandal otherwise.
Yet omitting the sinfull nature of one's own intentions OR of the intentions of someone you care about.
Never both.
Never.
Definition 1: an unspoken contract of honor among decievers; for reasons to keep a lie or a joke from being found out before it's damage is done: Usually this phrase is used when covert alliances are made against someone mutually despised
In order to prevent that person from seeing malicious intent
Defined 2: a phrase employed to HONOR someone: by Omiting their involvement in something that would have become a scandal otherwise.
For example 1: respect for an unmentionable subject in the context of excluding someone present from knowing about a hidden motive "have Respect for 'the plan'. Don't talk about that other thing"
For example2: in your circle your close friend may announce that something terrible exists and should be changed
Yet in the announcement they opted out of revealing that you caused it. they did not have any vengeance or motive to cause harm; but instead a genuine effort to make the world a better place.
"I had scabies in highschool and now the world knows. I told them it was my fault. So they wouldn't know it came about because of "that other thing"
For example2: in your circle your close friend may announce that something terrible exists and should be changed
Yet in the announcement they opted out of revealing that you caused it. they did not have any vengeance or motive to cause harm; but instead a genuine effort to make the world a better place.
"I had scabies in highschool and now the world knows. I told them it was my fault. So they wouldn't know it came about because of "that other thing"
by TheRecconingofyourmotives. August 08, 2021
A gaster among others, Gaster was once the most important and intelligent being for the living; bringing knowledge, facts and information that very little could allow themselves to understand.
But with all that is sought to know, he just succeeded to destroy himself physically, emotionally and mentally; leading him to a complete disgust with life, leading to self hatred , depression , loneliness allways wanting to just sleep; pushing him to just whant a borring generical life.
what he destroyed the most is the fact that among all the universes that exist, none leads to anything good.
A gaster among others.
But with all that is sought to know, he just succeeded to destroy himself physically, emotionally and mentally; leading him to a complete disgust with life, leading to self hatred , depression , loneliness allways wanting to just sleep; pushing him to just whant a borring generical life.
what he destroyed the most is the fact that among all the universes that exist, none leads to anything good.
A gaster among others.
by Math2811 May 13, 2022
I’m better than 99.9% of all the other users out there
by WorseThanHitler December 12, 2020
EXAMPLE 1:
-Alice: What's wrong with those fuckers? They speak american but they miss-pronounce every other word!
-Bob: Which ones? The ones napping with the sombreros are mexicans, the ones putting maple syrup on their spaghetti are the other mexicans...
EXAMPLE 2:
-Manuel: ¡Mi casa es su casa, señor!
-Alice: Thank you! Your house is really nice. I actually went on vacation to a resort in Paramaribo a few years back. I had a great time, bought a lot of sombreros, and the food didn't taste spicy at all to me. And I understood everyone!
-Manuel: Paramaribo sounds like the name of a mexican city, but it is actually the capital of Surinam, nobody speaks spanish there, it's all dutch and maybe some creole, you probably flew through Surinam to Guyana, where they speak english. Because you are an anglophone americunt, so no way you speak something besides americano. Also, I am a canadian, that's a whole different breed of mexican, eh.
-Alice: What's wrong with those fuckers? They speak american but they miss-pronounce every other word!
-Bob: Which ones? The ones napping with the sombreros are mexicans, the ones putting maple syrup on their spaghetti are the other mexicans...
EXAMPLE 2:
-Manuel: ¡Mi casa es su casa, señor!
-Alice: Thank you! Your house is really nice. I actually went on vacation to a resort in Paramaribo a few years back. I had a great time, bought a lot of sombreros, and the food didn't taste spicy at all to me. And I understood everyone!
-Manuel: Paramaribo sounds like the name of a mexican city, but it is actually the capital of Surinam, nobody speaks spanish there, it's all dutch and maybe some creole, you probably flew through Surinam to Guyana, where they speak english. Because you are an anglophone americunt, so no way you speak something besides americano. Also, I am a canadian, that's a whole different breed of mexican, eh.
by Jean Michel Leflamme February 12, 2018
by DJ Zanimal October 28, 2020