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Cod Cheeks

I have serious cod cheeks after a full
Day of travel
by Noclass March 21, 2025
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Cod

1. Cod is the common name for the demersal fish genus Gadus, belonging to the family Gadidae. Cod is also used as part of the common name for a number of other fish species, and one species that belongs to genus Gadus is commonly not called cod, but we still call it that.
2. Short term for saying, "Call of duty."
Degenerate: "Yo man let's play some COD."
Average White Boy: "Dad, let's go fishing for some Cod."
by SlongMAn January 29, 2021
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Cod Mod 3

Guy #1: Dude, you want to play Cod Mod 3?"

Guy #2: Huh?

Guy #1: I said do you want to play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3?
by TriumphantUnderdog July 10, 2012
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Cock of Disappointment (Cod)

Description: Antonym – opposite of CoPD.
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
 “Where is it?”
 “Are you in?”
 “Seriously?!”
 “Oh HELL no!”
 “What do you mean you’re done?”
Once you have had Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD), you will never want a Cock of Disappointment (Cod) again.
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
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cod prod

a manhood so long and slender that it can merely prod salmon canyon - no complete penetration
all his cod prod could do was poke around in salmon canyon - i'm remarkably unsatisfied.
by k-tips and s-tips June 3, 2006
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cods

third person present of cod meaning depress aka that depresses means that cods
That cods me.
by SophTK January 15, 2021
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cod wench

A person with fish like qualities, often stinks of fish, has no money.. and just so happens to be a wench.
Hello Derek, is this your wife? My word. What a cod wench!
by derby11 May 15, 2007
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