office

A room for secretaries and job owners often described by workers as the fag room.

Worker: Hey look he's going into the office! Probably trying to come out of the closet to the boss.

by The Silky Smooth April 8, 2009

Police Officer

A son, daughter, wife, mother, father, husband, brother, friend. An ordinary person, just like you...Except his or her passion was to keep the community safe. They often are never thanked until they are needed.


Keep in mind, cops are the ones who take those drunk drivers off the streets, so your happy little self can make it home safely tonight.

Most people who hate cops, will find themselves in a detrimental situation, in which a cop would be needed--then they'll be thankful. Until that time, they'll continue to be ignorant.


They ARE heroes..no matter what the world says.

person: I hate police officers they are pigs!!
smarter person: What if someone is trying to kill you one day? Who are you going to call?
person: uhhhh...my gang buddies?!?!?
smarter person: ....yeah, they'll DEFINITELY come save you. *sarcasm*

by itstime4change April 12, 2009

Offalstick

Noun. A sausage, or sausage-like food.

"Yo bro, feel like swinging on down to Krissy's BBQ to snatch up some free offalsticks?"
"Nah man, I value my health."

by Over the Hll April 10, 2008

office spaced

if you have ever seen office space you will know what this means. It means that you take an electronic item and smash it to bits via your foot hand bat hammer etc.

Dude you totally office spaced your computer.

by Nick Juliette April 28, 2008

Offacialize

Verb- To make a relationship official via Facebook.

Person 1: Hey I heard you and Amber are going out
Person 2: Yeah, it's getting pretty serious, I think I'm gunna Offacialize it.

by zagoo August 12, 2008

Officeheimer's Disease

In close relation to Kitchenheimer's; this is when you hectically run around your office in circles with an agenda filled to the max but of all work you simply don't know where to start and thereby forgetting the most fundamental things of life...

Oh gosh - it's almost 5 p.m., I forgot to EAT and I still try to get at least ONE thing done today... it must be Officeheimer's Disease, that's for sure!

by Panatlantica January 26, 2009

Offal Box

Offal Box is old time Australain slang for a meat pie

John went to the deli to get a Offal Box for lunch

by Aussie John March 21, 2009