Guy:“You have to give up one thing for the rest of your life: oral sex or red meat. Which do you choose?”
Girl: “Meat.”
Guy: “Damn girl, constitution talk.”
Girl: “Meat.”
Guy: “Damn girl, constitution talk.”
by AGhoody December 14, 2017
Get the constitution talkmug. Prenuptial pep-talk given by the female partner in a relationship; detailing the dark consequences which will immediately follow any instance of infidelity on the male's part.
"Uh, so Jen and I were out having some Indian last night, when she laid The Tiger Talk right on me"
"Wow! Really?"
"Yeah, it was kinda scary, man. She said that if she ever catches me cheating on her, she's gonna cut my balls right off while I sleep and stuff them down my throat"
"Dude.. ouch!"
"Wow! Really?"
"Yeah, it was kinda scary, man. She said that if she ever catches me cheating on her, she's gonna cut my balls right off while I sleep and stuff them down my throat"
"Dude.. ouch!"
by subversive_bear December 12, 2009
Get the The Tiger Talkmug. by anonymous January 17, 2021
Get the Pillow talkmug. Basshole, basstard, and mother chucker are all part of the quips that revolve around the language of Bass-Talk.
by StripeBassDorf July 17, 2009
Get the Bass-Talkmug. Slang used smugglers for big drug empires to hide a deal that is being made. mainly used for extreamly large shipments.
by Whatchacha January 29, 2006
Get the smuggler talkmug. (V)When a girl is getting a cock repetedly rammed down her throat, she makes a "gawk" sound. Thus defining gawk talk.
by natertot December 25, 2008
Get the gawk talkmug. To-talk-to-the-hand is conjugated appropriately below. "Dude, I just talk to the handed that desk!" "Is that even a thing?" "YEA DERS, it is dude...talk to the handed!"
by AND-ders June 6, 2011
Get the To-talk-to-the-handmug.