Announcer: Checking the electron microscope... And the winner is Number 3, in a quantum finish!
Professor: No fair! You changed the outcome by observing it! (tears up ticket)
Futurama Nerd: Haha! That's funny because in quantum physics nothing has a definite location, you can merely GUESS where something COULD be!
Professor: No fair! You changed the outcome by observing it! (tears up ticket)
Futurama Nerd: Haha! That's funny because in quantum physics nothing has a definite location, you can merely GUESS where something COULD be!
by crackfuzz June 28, 2011
A person of high intelligence or great knowledge of topics no one else cares about, usually with low social skills, but also has physical ability.
A rare breed of human. One who has both higher intelligence and higher physical abilities than his peers. Though he can fit in with either social group, he feels out of place in either for a long period of time.
A rare breed of human. One who has both higher intelligence and higher physical abilities than his peers. Though he can fit in with either social group, he feels out of place in either for a long period of time.
Justin has played varsity sports, but also plays D&D. He's a nerd-jock; let's just leave him to his . . . whatever it is he does.
Kill the half-breed!
Kill the half-breed!
by Schnell December 22, 2005
An adjective to describe someone who exhibits qualities of a nerd, but is completely unaware of them.
Omigah, did you see that guy on The Singing Bee? He totally thought he was pwning the stage! What a nerd nugget!
by W0rdN3rd March 16, 2010
A nerd lair is a specific location for a nerd beholding their nearest and dearest possessions. These possessions range from Star Trek figurines to an array of comic books as well an ergonomically fit video game/TV/surround sound system set up.
Nerd lairs are generally only ever seen by the nerds themselves, or their mother's who need to enter with supervised permission to collect and deposit laundered items.
Nerd lairs include:
- an odd smell
- a bed
- a bean bag - rookie nerd lair, a pro has a swivel chair
- a closed window
- a lot of fast food rubbish including coke cans
- so many video games and DVDs that you would believe you are in Blockbuster
- one head set beside the computer plugged in at all times
- comics that NO ONE is allowed to touch without gloves
- posters of female anime characters
Nerd lairs are exciting to enter, yet very intimidating.
Nerd lairs are generally only ever seen by the nerds themselves, or their mother's who need to enter with supervised permission to collect and deposit laundered items.
Nerd lairs include:
- an odd smell
- a bed
- a bean bag - rookie nerd lair, a pro has a swivel chair
- a closed window
- a lot of fast food rubbish including coke cans
- so many video games and DVDs that you would believe you are in Blockbuster
- one head set beside the computer plugged in at all times
- comics that NO ONE is allowed to touch without gloves
- posters of female anime characters
Nerd lairs are exciting to enter, yet very intimidating.
"I actually saw his nerd lair..I thought it was a rumour, but there it was, it's nerd lair-ness radiating from the crack in the door. There wasn't a lot of noise but there were "yes's" and distinct button mashing; no source of natural light coming from the room at all...I edged a little closer, obviously trying to be quiet or else I would disturb the beast within and it smelled like pizza. Oh and I definitely saw a poster of one of the chicks from Neon Genesis."
by dee_dawg September 19, 2011
When you play Gameboy, P.S.P., D.S.ect. under a blanket forming a dome around your self. Kev. & I made this word.
by K-Man.A.J. August 24, 2006
Due to the particular font chosen by Caffe Nero (a large UK Coffee house chain) for their company logo, it is often mistakenly read as 'Caffe Nerd'.
by Chris Everson April 30, 2006
The uber nerd defragged my hard drive, installed Linux, and ultimately changed my life for the better.
by John Zimmerman April 12, 2005