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Croak Neck

Croak neck is the large amount of neck fat that hangs outside of a heavy set man’s collar when wearing a button up shirt. Croak neck derives from the similar appearance to a frog’s neck or vocal sac.
Burt had trouble doing up the top button on the collar of his shirt because of his large croak neck.
by Tsumi420 June 27, 2018
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Fat Neck

To slap someone very hard on an exposed neck usually due to a shit call and/or just for fun, or just to annoy them.
Fredrick: “hey T-Series is actually a really good YouTube channel”

Morgan: “that deserves a fat neck”
by Anime titties01 August 27, 2019
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Lizard-Neck

noun liz-erd nek A condition similar in nature to batwing, occurs on a hot day or during a workout, may also result from the presence of post cloital fluids; defined as the cock sticking to the ballsack as though it were glued, taped or velcroed down. Most often requires a manual adjustment or in sever cases the application of any various over the counter anti-friction powders. The state of Lizard-Neck is not permanent (unless superglued by a vengeful ex) and only effects males.
This muggy weather is giving me the worst Lizard-Neck!

I've got to take care of this Lizard-Neck-SKKRREEECCCCHHHHH- ah that's better.
by Narf December 1, 2017
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neck platter

“Aye bro so did you smash the jawn?”
“Naw, I got the neck platter tho.”
by 215tiki May 9, 2019
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false neck

The act of calling out the person who told you "Thats a neck", therefor, the neck is instead on him/her.
Anthony: whats 2+3
Sean: 5
Anthony: That's a neck!
Sean: FALSE NECK!
by Sean Webber January 1, 2017
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scotland neck

A small country town where they park in the middle of the street. No stop lights and people ride around the same streets over and over trying to see who out .. Everybody swear by The Freeze..heard its the best thing in town
Scotland Neck--Home of Chinese place that made news for the cooking raccoons
by Dj104 April 5, 2018
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Selby necking

Where you get that fucked on drink and drugs that you just start dry humping something
Last night Bailey was that fucked up he was Selby necking that guy
by Justsomguy December 11, 2016
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