crumby neck

the art of crumbs that accumulates on ones chest while eating in bed

"Yo, you've got crumby neck again!"

"Maybe I'll just put it back in the bag."

by kmj72099 June 14, 2010

Fat Neck

To slap someone very hard on an exposed neck usually due to a shit call and/or just for fun, or just to annoy them.

Fredrick: “hey T-Series is actually a really good YouTube channel”

Morgan: “that deserves a fat neck”

by Anime titties01 August 27, 2019

oyster neck

When someone's neck doesn't extend past their shoulders.

That boy got an oyster neck

by Biscuit neck 101 May 15, 2016

polar-necking

When you give oral sex with ice in your mouth .

Man i could totally use some polar-necking right now .

by jehrhfhen February 5, 2020

Lizard-Neck

noun liz-erd nek A condition similar in nature to batwing, occurs on a hot day or during a workout, may also result from the presence of post cloital fluids; defined as the cock sticking to the ballsack as though it were glued, taped or velcroed down. Most often requires a manual adjustment or in sever cases the application of any various over the counter anti-friction powders. The state of Lizard-Neck is not permanent (unless superglued by a vengeful ex) and only effects males.

This muggy weather is giving me the worst Lizard-Neck!

I've got to take care of this Lizard-Neck-SKKRREEECCCCHHHHH- ah that's better.

by Narf December 1, 2017

false neck

The act of calling out the person who told you "Thats a neck", therefor, the neck is instead on him/her.

Anthony: whats 2+3
Sean: 5
Anthony: That's a neck!
Sean: FALSE NECK!

by Sean Webber January 1, 2017

neck platter

The sloppy top; oral sex; blowjob

“Aye bro so did you smash the jawn?”
“Naw, I got the neck platter tho.”

by 215tiki May 9, 2019