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Strawberry Norman

A Strawberry Norman is a sex act native to the North East of England which involves sticking your nose into a vagina during the days of mensturation and licking the sphincter/ bum hole.
I've just gave my lass a strawberry Norman last night. Or, I have just been strawberry norman'd.
by Strawberry Norman April 24, 2016
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Norman

Norman (v).

To approach aggressively, or run up towards. As in "Stormin' Norman" or "The Invasion of Normandy".
I was just minding my own business when these two girls just normaned right up to me, I think they thought I was someone famous.
by Phil Machardi September 7, 2005
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Norman Reedus

As seen in Boondock Saints.

He was a Prada model, and now he makes occasional, crappy independent films, which is fine because he's still hot.
Norman Reedus is in another bad film.
by _lolz January 23, 2005
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normale haerte

german slang.
used when u bring something to a very banal level thats acutally awkward / nasty / over the top / unbelievable. just like telling its ordinary in a very special way. if you want to define which kind of normale haerte you are talking about you just put the case in between normale and haerte.
A:"did you see taylor throwing up last night? he messed up the whole toilet!"
B:" yah i saw that. thats nothing unusual. normale haerte."

A: did you hear about those guys selling used stuff for twice the price of the new thing?"
B: "Yeah i did. normale capitalism haerte."
by Flowdoh December 12, 2009
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Normalville

a small town in southwestern Pennsylvania around the area of Seven Springs, and Fallingwater. The locals are all either heroin addicts or pedophiles with the occasional Hawkin’s Hollow fellas. Also do not mess with the mountain men or women, they’ll stomp you like the opposum they fucked last week.
Guy: to local: Wow is everyone here in Normalville Normal?!
Local: Kill yourself
by Dankmememememes May 22, 2018
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Normalophobe

1. Someone who has a irrational fear and hatred of normal people, and who wishes to marginalise the majority of normal people with words like “cisgender.”

2. Someone who rejects both objective and biological reality, because those realities do not support their own unicorn-world philosophy of everything being a myth or social construct.

3. Someone who disagrees with all normal people, regardless of the argument at hand. The earth is both transgender and flat in the mind of a normalophobe, despite the empirical evidence to the contrary.

4. Someone who believes that biological sex is a myth, even though it was because of biological sex that they exist in the first place. They prefer the 'non binary stork theory' instead.
1. Stephanie the normalophobe makes a habit of putting down normal people over the internet.

2. Morgane the normalophobe claims that cisgender (normal) people do not exist, and should all die horrible deaths, even though they don’t exist.

3. Adrian the normalophobe is a Dr who refuses to treat anyone who believes in biological reality, and believes that people can be born in the wrong bodies, even though there is no medical evidence to support this claim.

4. Joss the normalophobe is a man who believes that he is a woman, and therefore hates all normal women, because he knows that he could never become a woman.
by Charlie Cheesecake March 7, 2020
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Normaboo

Normaboo's are the hybrid species which act like both normies and weaboos

The word normaboo can only be used as an adjective (see ex. 1)
To describe someone as a normaboo is akin to giving someone the death penalty as after the moment of which they have been called a normaboo, God starts the apocalypse and will not stop it until the normaboo has been vanquished and the world cleansed.

Normaboos can come in two forms/sub-species. The most common one: homo stultus deriving from the latin sentence "Stupid Person" . Their behavior is the most common and the one, if one were to put each of their behaviors types into a percentage it would be 50%.

The last and certainly least of the sub-species is the: capti stultum. These rare creatures have only been discovered twice. Some scientists theorize that the only way to summon these vile creatures would be to masturbate to anime girls from such sites as: Ifunny, instagram, facebook, twitter and Snapchat. Now since the normaboo incident of 1912, such sites have now implemented a filter so that you can rarely find such "content" but brave adventurous souls with permission from NASA, have created a command to bypass this security system. Once the capti stultum has been summoned it will over a brief period of 24 hours start to consume the Earth until all that is left are; their disciples which are extremely aggressive when there is no anime in sight. One should never attempt to summon this vile creature from consuming more planets.
Ex 1:
Guy 1: Did you see that guy on the bus yesterday.
Guy 2: My god he's such a normaboo
by Insertfunnyandwittyname December 25, 2018
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