The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.

Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022

Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

A mega racist ass word to those wth eyes basically closed (asians)

My asian friend is a Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

by LC Gilly November 2, 2022

Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon

a periodic plant in the family Asteraceae, usually seen in Europe and North America

We should go outside, I hear some Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon are growing at this time!

by British Virgin Islands at the March 11, 2023

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What happens when you put 🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔🕕🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚🕛🕜🕝🕞🕟🕠🕡🕢🕣🕤🕥🕦🕧 into Yandex's emoji language

"Hmm, One of the two epochs four five six seven eight nine min'clock noon ot tne viz Ilme counting nths NVE sometimes leet sixties AMI always? That's what someone is trying to communicate when they say 🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔🕕🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚🕛🕜🕝🕞🕟🕠🕡🕢🕣🕤🕥🕦🕧?"

by pickleman_5000 March 29, 2026