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Getting kids murdered

Hym "Stop getting kids murdered. You stop THAT and then I'll just keep doing whatever I feel like doing. Because I've gotten 0 kids murdered. I'm being ignored and am, therefore, not responsible for anything. YOU are being listened to and when YOU are listened to children are murdered in direct response to the things you say."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2023
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murder hens

Person 1: Do you see that murder hen?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Murder hens are dangerous, stay away!
by cowsareaspeciesofcattle(good) November 8, 2022
mugGet the murder hensmug.

Training partner murderer

You swing and miss Joe?
Hym "That's wild that the training partner murderer only went to prison for 5 years. I wonder what the extenuating circumstances of the case were."
by Hym Iam October 3, 2023
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Premasturbated murder

In law school, you learn this is murder 1 where the defendant knowingly planned the attack and jacked they penis off good to the thought of dead bodies and blood and guts
Joey got a conviction for premasturbated murder. He killed a dead body and ate its cock and jacked off to it
by D Flawless February 11, 2022
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Murder

A transitive verb where the direct object especially refers to someone's genitalia, especially a pussy. Used to say that you fucked someone with a great deal of force or intensity.
"Oh man, I went so hard on Kat last night. I murdered her pussy so good, she could barely walk the next day."
"Damn, you really murdered that pussy?"
"Yeah, I murdered her real good."
by SumWunGye November 5, 2021
mugGet the Murdermug.

Fortnite murder

a game where people murder each other by whipping them with bananas, especially their bananas if you know what I mean.
Yo I have a shotgun in my pants Fortnite murder
by anonymous June 16, 2024
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murder mutt

A pitbull, so named for their propensity to murder young children and the elderly.
Neighbor 'adopted' a murder mutt from the shelter. Hide your kids!
by RoundenBrown February 24, 2024
mugGet the murder muttmug.

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