Cain Mullet

A petite white twink from Rhode Island.

"did you see Cain mullet?" "Yeah he's such a twink!"

by Tiny Evil September 10, 2022

Mullet Meader

Mullet Meader, the nickname for Curtis Meader, Pope and bassist for primitive soul, he's a good lookin man, and loves merry Down, uppa mead

Bloody hell butt, mullet Meader is down there clarttt

by TheMulletMeader April 23, 2022

Mullet-gasm

Having an orgasm when you also have to be quiet. Party down below, but business up top.

While having sex on a weekend trip to her parents’ house, she had to settle for a mullet-gasm so as not to wake anyone else up.

by Spicypete April 24, 2022

Mullet outfit

Wearing business appropriate clothing on top while wearing sweatpants or running tights on the bottom. Perfect for a day of business video calls intermixed with a run or walking the dog.

It’s Monday, time for another mullet outfit. At three I’m going off camera and swapping the blazer for a tee.

by Portland Petunia September 19, 2022

mullet tooth

A mullet tooth is when someone has nice teeth in the front but is missing a tooth in the back; similar to the haircut (business in the front, party in the back)

hey man did you see that guy? I didn’t think he was a tweaker until I saw his mullet tooth in the back.

by amishrainstorm September 26, 2022

Ass-Hair Mullet

An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.

Ex. Thomas has elected to not upgrade to the new office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an ass-hair mullet so pelt-like, thick, and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.

by Gaunche January 1, 2022

Mullet Man

A man with a Mullet

person 1:Why do you have a mullet?
Person2: Excuse meeeee this is the new fashion
Person 1: Dude mullets weren't invented in this time you Mullet Mannnnnn

by Kate Drechsler June 2, 2022