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mormon

A cult that believes in some very dark, twisted things. Also known as the Church Of Emperor Palpatine and Latter Day Sith. Huff is the current incarnation of Palpatine. Joseph Smith was the first incarnation of Palpatine.
Mormon apprentices are everywhere. All answer to their master Palpatine.
by Dahk Load July 24, 2008
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mormon

someone who's cpw ratio (children per wife)is too big
This stupid mormon that I know is a moocher and doesn't know when to shut the fuck up
by intrnashonalsuperstud 0 August 6, 2008
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mormon

a homosexual man who is gay and likes at least six cocks in his ass at one time and also believe in a fucking bullshit homo religion
Mormon priest dude:"wow, i'd eat out his ass anyday" A follower of the mormon religion: "HELLZ YEAH MOTHA FUCKA, I A'INT CARIN' IF HE BE LIVING IN A TRAILER"
by someone special (deraj) October 3, 2008
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Mormon

1. A true prophet of God who lived in the ancient Americas and compiled the Book of Mormon around 600 A.D.
2. A member of the LDS faith.
Are you Mormon?

No, Mormon died, like, 1400 years ago. I'm a member of the LDS church, though. Is that what you meant?

Yeah.
by Kickback256 August 19, 2013
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mordor vag

A vagina that is so big, wide, and full of disease that if a man stuck his Mr. Happy in there it would come out glowing. Upon entering the Mordor vag one has the possibility of being trampled by escaping orcs.
Dude, I was with Sylvia last night, total Mordor Vag, I had to go to the clinic to get checked, and i still have bruises from the fleeing orcs.
by GrouchoMarxx February 24, 2014
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Mormon

Mormonism, Or Mormon, Is a Religious Faith Based in Christianity. We Believe in Everything that Most Christian Faiths do, But Believe that Jesus Christ Also Visited The Americas.
"The Mormon Temple is Bringing Constructed No Far From Here."
by Benjamin W.R. Ziebell October 13, 2016
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mormon standoff

When you run into someone in a compromising location and realize if either party mentions it they will incriminate themselves by association.
I walked ino the stripckub and saw my boss. We stared at each other realizing we were in a mormon standoff.
by Igby1106 November 3, 2017
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