mormons

hey ya'll out there how think mormons are some cult,are we saying stuff about you and your churches,are we makeing fun of u,are we holding up signs that say stuff rong ubout us,u haven't even come to it so how the FREEKING HECK would you no!!!and if you beleave something u beleave it but dont put down the mormon church when we haven't done nothing to you. u beleave what u want and we will beleave what we want.

u touch me i touch u 10 times harder.

by chippy chipmunk April 5, 2005

Anti Mormon

Any true fact that proves a Mormon is lying

From: Ctrman Sent: 5/18/2007 2:34 AM
Even before looking at your specific site here you have Anti Mormon Paulson's book

"Breaking the Mormon Code," by Matthew Paulson, is a well-written critique of Mormon Scholarship in regard to Christian theology.

This book is unlike other apologetics in that Paulson does not set out to prove that Mormonism is theologically incorrect. Instead, he reveals the ways in which Mormon scholars deceive their readers by misquoting, taking out of context, and misapplying the teachings of the Early Christian Church Fathers.
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by Chas Anthon June 19, 2007

Monson

To mess up, make a mess, etc...Named for a small town in Maine...

After my buddy spilled his drink on my dash..."Dude, you Monsoned up my truck!"

by XPLiCiT2u September 6, 2010

Mormonroo's

The name of the special Mormon underwear that Mitt Romney wears. Made of coarse, unwashed burlap, keeps the young Mormons mind off of sex and more focused on scratching.

Mitt Romney's Mormonroo's look like they need a good washing.

by Ghost of Bob April 5, 2012

monton

pronounced moan-tone. Used to describe a piece of land that is bigger than a mound but smaller than a mountain.

I thought that I was going to be climbing the Goulsville Mountain but now i realize it is just a monton.

by Angela Nicole February 2, 2008

mormon

A member of a cult revolving around child rape.

1: Yeah man im Mormon
2: You should prolly kill yourself

by crispyecho October 15, 2017

Mormon

Term for members of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Founded by the con men Bringahm Young and Joseph Smith. Young practitioners go door to door as much as Jehovas Witnesses, but not as reviled for some reason. Missionaries are oftern referred to as "carrier pigeons". One of the more cultish Christian faiths, members believe in wearing ceremonial underwear "garments" and other equally bizarre things. Mormon girls are only hot for about 10 years, or their 5th child, whichever comes first. Their asses promptly balloon out of all reason, sometimes to over three feet wide. Mormons have also been selectively bred. Women for stupidity and childbearing qualities, men for vacant minds and irrational intolerance. Key mormon programs are deciding what defines marriage for the rest of the Christian Right, and taking over the BSA.

That blonde chick has 9 brothers and sisters and can barely read, she must be a mormon.

by Danmoo July 27, 2011