Meme Monday

Meme Monday is the last Monday of every month. On this day you have to print out a picture of a fresh and good meme and tape it to your shirt for the day.

Bonus points if it is imbedded onto the shirt!
Friend: Why do you have a shirt of Michael saying "That's what she said"
Me: Its Meme Monday you uncultured swine.
Friend: Oh you right!
by EU Terrorist November 05, 2019
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poop monday

“Today is poop Monday! We will have shit for breakfast.”
by miilflover101 January 12, 2021
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Schlada Monday

After a night out you and the boys (hungover as fuck) take a trip to the nearest mexican restaurant to grab yourself some chicken enchiladas (aka schladas).
Ayyy boys its schlada monday baby. Lfg
by SPunkyxxx July 11, 2022
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Jon Bovi Monday

Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.
I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.
by RexxxManning June 21, 2017
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Black Monday

The first Monday after the NFL regular season ends where head coaches are typically fired by their respective franchises.
I hope Black Monday hits Mike McCarthy; he’s never heard of clock management!!
by CTO_DC4L January 10, 2022
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I will be sick on Monday

Def. ( Irony ). To fake being sick, usually due to fatigue, stress or irrationality. This term, created by Generation Y, was made many years ago and has eased it's way into new lingo.
There is a test on Tuesday; therefore, I will be sick on Monday
by TheWeirdBear August 21, 2024
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