monday/tuesday

A mythical day that does not existing somewhere between Monday and Tuesday where everything will be settled

Uncle Mike said you will get your money, monday/tuesday

We never got our money

by Tower88 November 24, 2021

Mog Monday

Every Monday in the Imogen Temult Fan Club (ITFC) community. A day on which those who want participate in Mog Monday Rollies to crown that week's Mog Pog of the Week.

Person 1: I don't like Mondays...
Person 2: Well, at least it's Mog Monday! Let's roll some dice!

by MVNG0 February 14, 2024

Boston Monday

The act of knocking over an entire display of sperm samples onto one's self on a Monday and not washing for one week

Dude, this chick pulled of a Boston Monday it was awesome.

by FREAKSHOW1984 July 2, 2023

Medicinal Monday

For all the stoners out there, kind of like Thirsty Thursday. But more relaxing, good end to a weekend of hard partying.

Bob: Man... it's Monday and i'm still hungover from the weekend.

Joe: *pulls out bong* it's Medicinal Monday, and i have a cure for that.

by S18JW February 23, 2011

le' monday

adjective: the feeling you get when all you want to do is flip a table.

Employee 1: Hey man, did you F**CKIN' hear what Tony said at that meeting?"
Employee 2: *sigh* yea man.. le' monday vibes

by le'monday September 21, 2020

Lookin monday

When your looking like crap dressed in ur shitty clothes with ur hair messy as hell looking like you've been crying and smell like shit

Swaggy P was lookin Monday as hell when he showed up with a runny nose with puffy ass pants

by Fluffyfred503 March 23, 2017

Monday bag

When you wake up on Mondays but are too lazy to go out and purchase a condom, so you use a ziplock bag

Hey dude, what was with all the noise last night?

-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex

Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag

by Slamthatspam February 14, 2017