The Master Race

The epic battle between piss and flush. When you flush the toilet before you finish peeing and try to complete your urination before the toilet is finished the flushing process.

"I competed in The Master Race today but the toilet won...I guess I had to pee more than I had originally anticipated!"

by J Rizzy February 3, 2010

Master gave Dobby a sock

When you've been working like a house elf (crazilly hard) and are done for the day. You are free. Master can represent professors or bosses, and Dobby represents the overworked person talking.
The phrase is from Chamber of Secrets by JK Rowling.

Chris: Are you done classes today?
Trudy: Yeah, I'm free. Master gave Dobby a sock.

by True_L April 30, 2006

Master Class Totem Pole

The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.

He buried his Master Class Totem Pole to the hilt.

I have a Master Class Totem Pole, bitch.

by Bozilas March 21, 2003

sketch master plus

someone who is sketch on the highest of levels. they are weird as all hell and just sketchy beyond belief.

"Doug was a sketch master plus after he caressed Corey's soft face out of nowhere."

"Oh, damn, check out this sketch master plus...lock the doors, this guy is sketch as fuck!"

by Kevin FitzGerald June 6, 2005

coin master

It is a very 'addictive' game for kids and children and adults. It is the leader of the autistic games community.

Person 1: Whatcha doing?
Person 2: I'm playing coin master and its so fun! You should play it too!! You get to raid people..
Person1 ;: Its only fun if you have tons of bullshit luck.

by Peqqt August 3, 2017

jedi chopstick master

someone who is asian and eats with chopsticks very fast

lemme have chicken and broc...whoop (asian ate the broccoli faster than a speeding bullet with his chopsticks)

woah he's like a jedi chopstick master...which was coined by andrew

by darejar March 9, 2008

african ass master

a sexual position similar to the doggy style in which case when the male partner is about to cum he starts to brutally slap the females ass like a drum solo

last night my husband gave me an African ass master...now i cant sit down...

by sol badazz July 16, 2011