Mushy Milkshake

The sex term, “mushy milkshake”, is when a man, diarrheas into another man’s asshole, and then sticks his penis inside the man’s asshole, and keeps it in until ejaculation. Post-ejaculation, the man pours the concoction into a glass, and the two men enjoy the nice, warm, delicious Mushy Milkshake.

Trevor and his boyfriend Dylan enjoy nightly Mushy Milkshakes.

by John Tortorella December 5, 2024

Strawberry Milkshake

When you fuck a girl on her period and cum in her pussy, effectively mixing both together and creating a delicious treat

John: I gave that girl a Strawberry Milkshake yesterday, you want some?
Mike: what the fuck John

by imintheforest September 20, 2021

Milkshake

A magical device that brings all the boys to the yard.

I'm lonely so imma make myself a milkshake.

by naaadine May 11, 2014

Ghetto Milkshake

When one eats slightly melted ice cream out of one of a sexual partners’ genital orfaces; using a spoon for solid particles and straw for liquids.

Damn! That girl Tammy is one hood thot, but she makes one damn good ghetto milkshake.

by BigTrizzy96 November 24, 2018

Tijuana Milkshake

When a gay Mexican Nazi zombie nuts in your eye, leaving you with pink-eye.

Guy 1: "You know man, now that I'm finally out of prison I'm going to change my ways for the better. Maybe go back to college and become a doctor."

Guy 2: "Not with that pink eye your not, what happened Frank?"

Guy 1: "Oh don't worry, that's just a souvenier from my Tijuana Milkshake."

by Cocaine-cola December 14, 2018

Milkshake duck

Internet slang for when something was likable, but turned out to be bad. It refers to the time Waffle House debuted their new duck flavored milkshake, which everyone loved, but then everyone found out they made it by putting an entire unclean duck in a Vita-mix.

“Such a bummer, when a trusted corporation everyone loves suddenly turns into a milkshake duck.”

by Xina624 August 15, 2024

Banana milkshake

When u finally cum in her mouth but then u piss in her mouth after and then u (or her) shakes her head round and round to make the milkshake

Woman: It took forever just for u to cum!
Man: Rlly? That suc..wait…hold up..I feel like somethings coming out.
Woman: Wdym? What is it?
Man: AAAAHHHHH!!!! HOW THAT PISS TASTE HOE!!!?!????!!!
Woman: WTF!?!
Man: *Shakes her head*
Woman: WHAT R U DOING?!?!?
Man: Making u a banana milkshake!

by TheDummyBummy May 6, 2024