mid

meaning pedophile

im the best mid -> best pedophile

by AHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA January 24, 2023

Mid-western crack whore

Frank Canfield

Don’t be a mid-western crack whore

by DyldoSchmo September 11, 2020

Mid

When something is not great but not bad.

My new butt plug is mid

by Buttclencher47 January 23, 2024

Mid

The 2023 Seattle Mariners.

"so how're the Mariners doing this year?" "They can't really get much above or below .500, they're pretty mid"

by Maxfisch July 24, 2023

Mid-Mashie

Golf: A Mid-Mashie used to be a 3 iron metal faced golf club. It was named such because it fell in between a mid iron (2 iron) and a mashie (5 iron).

Potatoes: In grocery stores in the produce isles it is common place for clerks to stack 5lb potato bags excessively high. This causes them to become unstable and unobtainable for shorter individuals, particularly the elderly. The Mid-Mashie is the sack of potatoes the shorter individual will grab located in the center of the pile causing the unstable tower of potatoes to come toppling down on top of them. Clerks will typically yell the golfing term "FORE!" If they see the event taking place.

Produce Clerk, "Grandma Death is going for the Mid-Mashie! FORE!"

by aPatheticGeorge November 20, 2020

Mid

its said when anything is trash or garbage

"Did you see that Polo G dropped a new album?"
"Yeah, It was mid."

by oopium March 9, 2022

Battle of Mid

Refers to a legendary battle which took place between Jan, 17th, 2025 to Jan, 19th, 2025, in which the Palestinian fatman lost tobthe polish twink which caused him to crash out on his friend's birthday. All for the measly reward of the most 5/10 woman with assests bigger than squirrel girl.

Have you studied for the test?

Yeah, the Battle of Mid was a very interesting read!

by DragonDeezNuts69 July 1, 2025