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It is when you do something very dumb to declare youself that you traveled to the U.S. state, Michigan.
Jaden: You neva been to michigan if you neva done this befo

(flatlines)

Carlos: I guess he went to michigan.
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The Michigan Menace

A legendary being said to be omnipresent, with the entire state of Michigan being his home territory. He moves in silence and tends to appear either when two people are participating in Netflix and chill or whenever Michigan plays against Ohio State.

The origins of the Michigan Menace are still a mystery, though some say he came from Atlanta after his SoundCloud rap career went nowhere. Some believe him to be immortal, while others say his appearance at Michigan games with lard is a sign of good luck when playing against OSU.
Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about the Michigan Menace?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I heard he appeared when that couple did Netflix n’ chill.”
Person 1: “I heard he magically manifested at the grocery store to buy lard.”
Person 2: “What the hell is the Michigan Menace buying lard for?”
Person 1: “I think he’s going to use it for the Michigan game today. They say it’s good luck.”
by Julius Please Her August 22, 2025
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Michigan

Michigan is one of the Midwest states in the USA. Michigans weather is more bipolar than a 30 year old crack addict mom. There’s fields everywhere in Southern Michigan and an endless view of trees in Northern Michigan. It’s easier to Find Weed and Meth than it is to find a significant other. You’re rather G or you’re YEE YEE in Michigan.
Friend: “We should go do something fun”
Average Michigander: “The neighbor has an Uzi and a Zip of weed we can steal. Or we could steal the Pure Michigan sign on 127”
by That smart motherfucker October 15, 2021
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Michigan Wolverines

the best motherfucking team in the world and way better than the Fuckeyes
Ohio state fucking sucks Michigan wolverines are better
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 October 15, 2023
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Northern Michigan University

Was stalked by their administration they ran me out by trying to say I was a pedophile because I was to stupid to realize my ex girlfriend was raped.

All charges dismissed but still expelled.
Northern Michigan University is the shittiest school you can go to.
by Dixie's finest December 19, 2021
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Michigan Muncher

when a man is receiving oral and sneezes, causing the blower to be startled and accidentally bite down
hey bro did jessica blow you last night ?

yeah but i got a michigan muncher

shit man
by 69 savage June 7, 2017
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Michigan Man

A syphilitic chancre who is so emotionally destroyed and broken from decades of ass beatings at the hands of THE Ohio State University football team, that he launches a years long spying ring to illegally obtain information on his opponents. When caught, this cheating cunt will not only be unrepentant, but he will also lie to investigators, destroy evidence, and even pretend to be the victim. Michigan man is characterized by a complete lack of self-awareness, stupidity, acute sociopathy, and micro-penis. Michigan man is commonly and ironically outfitted in a plethora of University of Michigan team gear which was obtained at the Walmart on Gratiot Avenue and 12 Mile Road in Roseville, MI.

Michigan man usually has a mother with a venereal infection so devastating that it eats the crotch out of her underwear.
This Michigan Man is a cheating cunt who is too emotionally immature to accept the fact that he is an embarrassment to himself when he pretends that the NCAA didn't point out repeatedly in their decision that he is in fact, a cheating cunt.
by DixonUranus74 August 22, 2025
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