melinkus

A guy who was tricked into joining the military with the promise of an education, but all he got was two shiba inus and a wife before the age of 23.

Damn, that guys a real melinkus.

by The Throat Goat August 2, 2022

Melvin

George’s pet python she used to scare off kit

George threw Melvin at kit

by Didgrueisiavdjddksh August 14, 2022

Melvin

George’s python used to attack kit

George threw Melvin at kit

by Didgrueisiavdjddksh August 14, 2022

Melinda

Most beautiful girl in the world. I love and will always love her. She's mine so fuck the fuck off. Big titties, nice ass. Short but cute as hell. Annoying but can make you live. Get a Melinda but not my Melinda

Damn i love Melinda...

by Noodle.xyz September 5, 2022

Melvin

When you meet him.. you just know..
You don't know why exactly you're so appealed by him, is it his mysterious vibes? His cheeky smile? His amazing 6-packs? His majestic butt?

Oh girl you will ask yourself so many questions but he worth it.

Oh also as you were wondering he is an absolute god in the bed so listen to your instincts, jump in, and get ready to some stellar nights

I'm addicted to him, he totally Melvinised me

by Shakiraissingle September 16, 2022

meldina

has an unhealthy obsession to pasta and raccoons.
probably has had hundreds of pets and is secretly(or not) insane !!
definitely hates their singing voice but sings all the time with their guitar that they dont even know how to play.
is hella weird
and has the crazy bestie to back them up!!

:"meldina is such a weird name"
:"i know....i know trust me"

by Ur mom's secret lover<3 September 28, 2022

Melvin

Shit ass australian guy who laughs a little funny.

"When you laugh you sound like a Melvin"

by KutikiPlayz October 23, 2022