matthew

a fuckboi with a triggering face

matthew just shut up

by doradicksucker1234 July 20, 2018

matthew

a person with no balls.

girl 1: did matthew ask you out?
girl 2: no.

by someone very funny and cool November 21, 2021

MATTHEW

matthew. he’s also tall. he’s full of trauma. he has a contagious laugh. matt is gay? matthew is not willingly homophobic. he’s kind. #ariesprince #sexy #spectacular

“Matthew might be a bottom”
“Matthew is second tallest in the building”
“Matthew hates twinks”

by val <3 :) December 13, 2021

matthew

Guy who is slurs his words and is hard to understand. Also likes jagerbombs and fist pumping. Frequently enjoys bubblebaths with multiple dudes!

Man look at that dudes fingers, they are so pruny from that bubble bath with those 3 dudes, what a Matthew!

by Jeremy Jizz Dog July 14, 2010

matthew

Fatass with no life and likes to eat alot of KFC he is fat and dumb and is bald and sucks dick

Yo Matthew Get your fatass over here.

by 123Usuck September 21, 2016

Matthews

To mess up ones fake tanning attempt resulting in an orange and white striped tiger-like look.

Check out how patchy that girl is, she has done a Matthews!

by BlueRover July 7, 2011

matthew

loves to stick toothbrushes up girls vaginas

matthew is a gabby

by coolgirl4758966743 May 25, 2016