MATTHEW

matthew. he’s also tall. he’s full of trauma. he has a contagious laugh. matt is gay? matthew is not willingly homophobic. he’s kind. #ariesprince #sexy #spectacular

“Matthew might be a bottom”
“Matthew is second tallest in the building”
“Matthew hates twinks”

by val <3 :) December 13, 2021

matthew

Guy who is slurs his words and is hard to understand. Also likes jagerbombs and fist pumping. Frequently enjoys bubblebaths with multiple dudes!

Man look at that dudes fingers, they are so pruny from that bubble bath with those 3 dudes, what a Matthew!

by Jeremy Jizz Dog July 14, 2010

Matthews

To mess up ones fake tanning attempt resulting in an orange and white striped tiger-like look.

Check out how patchy that girl is, she has done a Matthews!

by BlueRover July 7, 2011

matthew

loves to stick toothbrushes up girls vaginas

matthew is a gabby

by coolgirl4758966743 May 25, 2016

matthew

A smart annoying embarrassing person that wears glasses , and spends his life on video games and chicken , he probably hangs around annoying people , His love for chicken is stronger than anything he loves other than his parents

Amare - hey do you know who Matthew is
Mary - yea he's the coolest guy in the world

Amare - and I'm the badass guy in the world

Mary *coughs* you wish
Amare - *hits Mary really hard causing Mary not to talk to him again*

THE END

by FrancisAlgore May 22, 2017

matthew

red head kid who doesn't like to spend time with his real friends, cuz hes whhiped. wha chhhh

Stop being a Matthew, and come have a GUYS NIGHT!!!!

by sebastian Juhnger November 23, 2009

matthew

A clever and attractive dude, they know they are cute and take advantage of it. A player, mostly only hangsout with popular people. Basically shallow and when you are friends with them it’s nice. Mostly thinks with his dick.

Girl 1: Wow look at him, he’s so cute.
Girl 2: Yeah, that’s Matthew. He’s a player though.

by DangDatGirlDou January 7, 2018