Mashed Carrot

When your fucking a girl in the ass, you take a shit in her ass crack and then you have anal sex and thrust your dick vigorously to mash the shit and then you scoop the mushed shit from her ass onto a plate and serve it to your loved one.

I met a girl and performed a mashed carrot on her!

by BigBunnyrabbits July 16, 2019

Dani mash

Coolest person ever. Most bestest dancer and knows how to hip pop😀. Everyone wants to be her and be as talented to be able to break ur shower door...

I wish I was as cool as Dani mash

by Kingsley gribble November 11, 2020

Mash

A mushy combination of chocolate chips and pancake batter that didn't turn out very well.

Marty-"Ew, what is that man?"

Phillip-"That's mash I'm making it for breakfast."

Marty-"You're sick, man."

by SimplyPoop July 16, 2010

Mulroe Mash

The act of sexual intercourse with your immediate family in order to preserve cultural superiority over inferior races of the world

Hey mom, you tryna Mulroe Mash tonight?

by Beefcake4789 December 28, 2017

pie mash

a White Man trapped in a Black Mans body

...yeah, that Johnson is a proper pie mash, always shouting a cheeky nandos

by itsAjokeTing December 16, 2016

cheesy mash

Something that only the real nonce people eat

Josh the pedo boy loves cheesy mash

by Man of mystery November 3, 2021

mash

can mean absolutely anything in any tense

pretty mash

by pizzasteve123 February 24, 2021