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Anal Mushroom 

When you Crap your pants,and it mushrooms over your Sphincter.You let it set for a few days,and then you have an Anal Mushroom.Or other wise known as,Frog Cake.
"My Kid had an Anal Mushroom in his Pants it had Crusted Over.I had to clean it up as well,damn!It was God Awfu!"
Anal Mushroom by Mushroom12 September 26, 2008

Flesh Mushroom 

Another slang term for a penis, mainly because of the shape of the had and the composition thereof.
"she really knows how to harvest a flesh mushroom"
Flesh Mushroom by MIAH April 8, 2007

Meat Mushroom

Slang Term referring to the male genitals.
Hurry up in there. Whats taking so long are you playing with your Meat Mushroom.
Meat Mushroom by FOTI OZ January 21, 2010

purple mushroom 

while recieving oral sex, the penis gets smacked on the girl's forehead strong enough to leave a bruise.
i have her a purple mushroom she'll never forget
purple mushroom by steven February 13, 2003

inside out albino mushroom dalmation 

Similar to an inside out mushroom dalmation, but the sperm is blown onto a white article of clothing, giving the albino dalmation effect. Must be performed while high on pot.
"I finally talked Jill into letting me give her an inside out albino mushroom dalmation on her favorite white sweater.....damn we were so baked!!"

Mud Mushroom 

When you pull your penis out and womans anal cavity and there are traces of fecal matter surround the tip of your manhood.
A: Man, i tottaly got a mud mushroom last nite while banging your sister!

B: Clean that mud mushroom of yours!
Mud Mushroom by RichoFromRezza December 9, 2008