skinny muscle

Skinny Muscle is a person who defines themselves as extremely introverted and extraordinary even if others just see them as a total Chad. They have an ego bigger than your aunt flo’s ass and often compare themselves to others on a regular basis to justify their Need and existence in the world.
Dude, Cameron is SUCH a skinny muscle when it comes to himself
by Dumpstercumshot June 16, 2019
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Muscle Bimbo

A huge, muscular man, takes many supplements, all he wants is to workout, usually very attractive, could be attached to names like, Roberto, Dakotah, Alek, Jack, John.
God Damn, look at that muscle bimbo!

He is so huge!....I know he is a muscle bimbo!
by musclebimblow June 01, 2019
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wet is the new muscle

Someone who is wet has a lot of tattoos, therefore doesn't need big muscles to be sexy, tattoos are even sexier.
He sure don't need any muscles,he's wet, Wet is the new muscle.
by Amyfl19 October 22, 2023
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Meat Muscle

The name bestowed upon any guy named Billy's penis
Billy's Meat Muscle has been inside far too many vaginas
by Ginga Ninja The Ginger June 08, 2017
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finger muscle

It is a special kind of muscle obtained from coding for too long every day, over the years. It is a special symptom that only happens to programmers (general term, including but not limited to developers, software engineers, data scientist, data analyst, etc. in a word, anyone who codes for a living).
programmer finger muscle: Coding for 1 year, finally get the programmer finger muscle.
by Kibberjebber August 31, 2017
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beer muscles

A condition that makes a guy think he's got a purple heart and he's rescuing a damsel in distress from a bank robber, no matter the actual circumstances.
You could tell the guy was flexing his beer muscles that night.
by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021
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