muscle joe

A man with lots of muscle. typically named Joe but for any man that's shorter then 5'9, usually a tool/dick head on a scale of 1-10 he's a 5 but his muscles bring him up to a low 8. Damn muscle Joe.

Did you see that ripped short guy? What a muscle Joe

by Jazzy77456 April 11, 2016

Popcorn muscles

When you look big but you're not really that big. No strength behind the muscles. Fake fuckin' muscles. Weak men have popcorn muscles.

Ivan Bogovich has popcorn muscles. Ivan Bogovich is a weak man. Ivan Bogovich didn't wipe his butt until middle school.

by Tyler jean November 24, 2016

Dude muscle

Penis, dick, cock

Wow, check out his dude muscle

by CRA February 23, 2014

Fart Muscle

ASS cheeks

My girl friend is on her period so i stuck my penis in her fart muscles

by Mr. Hustlehands December 18, 2016

Pussy Muscle

A muscle that has no real world function besides grtting you all the thick pussy

D'juon: My abs are looking so nice today
Duane: Man thats a pussy muscle work out those damn chicken legs

by Undatedshrimp January 9, 2017

finger muscle

It is a special kind of muscle obtained from coding for too long every day, over the years. It is a special symptom that only happens to programmers (general term, including but not limited to developers, software engineers, data scientist, data analyst, etc. in a word, anyone who codes for a living).

programmer finger muscle: Coding for 1 year, finally get the programmer finger muscle.

by Kibberjebber August 31, 2017

beer muscles

A condition that makes a guy think he's got a purple heart and he's rescuing a damsel in distress from a bank robber, no matter the actual circumstances.

You could tell the guy was flexing his beer muscles that night.

by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021