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An interracial familial scuffle between two villages in Guadalajara, Mexico that may or may not been caused by land disputes and pink slips, some believe. While others believe it concerned water rights, baby daddy drama/custody battles, land sharks, future development of casinos in the state of Massachusetts, as well as Jimmy Hoffa, that may or may not have been resolved and GREATLY compromised upon.

Nobody REALLY knows for sure.

What we DO know, however, is that in 1877 thirty-seven donkeys, some tin dinnerware, and a loom passed between the families as payment for...something.

Some paleontologists conjecture that The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877 led to the Spanish American War in 1898, although this is highly disputed among notable intellectuals as they have no evidence of any kind to support their outlandish theories.

There is a tasteful, understated monument dedicated to those who lost their lives in this brave struggle for compromise-ination located in Beaufort, Illinois
Phillip: "Hey Hank how did you do on the Dr. Cobblepot's history exam"
Hank: "Well Phillip I'll tell ya, I got all of them right except for the one about The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877"



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by simplygleful March 29, 2009
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mexican mom

a woman who will smack the shit out of you for no reason when you piss her off .
:son "ay mom can i go to the party"
:mexican mom"clean the dishes you aint going nowhere wheres my chancla ima smak you with it get your ass over here "
by the mexican dictionary March 9, 2017
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mexican chrome

Silver or Aluminum spray paint used to cover plain metal
Juan used mexican chrome to pimp out his OEM rims.
by NMJoe November 21, 2007
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mexican cocktail

to have anal sex using icy hot as lube
that girl cryed after a mexican cocktail
by cmja August 24, 2006
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Mexicoke

(n.) A large, bottle of soda produced in Mexico. The bottle is usually taller than the regular bottles found in the U.S and contains a wide variety of sodas. These sodas range from the oh-so common Coca-Cola to Jarritos.

These drinks are normally sold at corner stores and local Mexican restaurants in the United States.
Man 1 - "Dude, this weather is making me crzy thirsty!"

Man 2 - "Well how's about we stop by Stripes then?"

Man 1 - "For what?"

Man 2 - "Some mexicokes!"
by Sexy Man Svet May 21, 2010
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mexijap

Someone who is half mexican and half japanese.
Look at that guy wearing a sombrero eating sushi, he must be a mexijap!
by Izzle June 26, 2004
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mexiclosure

Completely finishing a platter of Mexican food from a Mexican restaurant. Typically, the platter will consist of any three items (burrito, tostada, tamale, taco or enchilada) and it is always accompanied with both rice and refried beans. Black beans may be substituted, but usually the black bean customers cannot achieve mexiclosure. One and two item platters are also applicable although not impressive.
"I'm totally stuffed. I don't think I can achieve mexiclosure." said Alex.
by PLAM! April 24, 2008
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