A crusty, arthritic gremlin of a westie who doesn't know when to shut up. She's an attention seeking jerk who thinks water jugs are the pinnacle of entertainment and has a bottomless pit for a stomach. Speaking of which, she eats dirt a lot, and she can and will bug you for your snacks. But she's still an adorable and lovable doggo who'll sit with you after a long day.
by Moist Goblin March 28, 2019
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by Taurusxbitches February 13, 2022
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i love her more than any other mf to walk this earth .. idky tho
mf never wants to play footsies with me or nothin
anyways lets make christmas cookies soon and binge watch christmas movies!
i love her more than any other mf to walk this earth .. idky tho
mf never wants to play footsies with me or nothin
anyways lets make christmas cookies soon and binge watch christmas movies!
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