Kyle

The process whereby one separates good and bad quality items, or women, through active participation.
A form of testing.

In order to ensure accurate results we had to Kyle each candidate.

by Alterpenguin March 10, 2008

Kyle

A little bitch ass nigga who can't do shit and also a pussy. Also can't afford his own house because he broke. On the good side they are cute.

Jacob: come on lets go sneak out to the party.
Gabe: ughh I don't think that a good idea.
Jacob: OMG. You're such a Kyle

by AAR0511 March 03, 2015

Kyle

A supposedly sweet guy(according to a single hyperactive kid) who in reality is kind of an asshole and a real bitch to his roommates. But no body cares because he is off with a lesbian cult half the time. He is also in constant denial of being Jewish which is kind of sad, but what ever.

Person 1: Hey Kyle whats up?
Kyle: *ignores person one*
Person 2: Don't feel too bad Kyle is a bitch.

Person 1: Kyle are you Jewish?
Person 2: I'm not Jewish dammit!

by zander1390 October 19, 2014

Kyle

Kyle is the dumbest person alive

Kyle is the dumbest person alive

by me5995 September 27, 2013

Kyle

Getting ready to sex up your girl by putting your hands on her ass and letting her take out a knife and slowly chop off your penis while you scream in satisfaction. After this first step you cut your still warm dick in half and run outside ass-naked with the half dick in your mouth until someone calls the swat and they come and taze you until you can feel the electricity travel through your chewed up cut in half dick. They seize your partner and have to put her down to remove the dick. Plan ahead to perform the kyle so you know not to shave so the cops have to touch your blanket like legs.

Prisoner 1: "How did you get the slammer?"
Prisoner 2: "I hard-core Kyled with my girlfriend"

by i really shouldn't October 26, 2013

Kyle

That one douche bag who you just want to punch in the fucking face when you see them.

Person 1: Ughhh, I have to be lab partners with Kyle this semester
Person 2: I fucking hate that guy

by op potato slayer April 15, 2015

Kyle

Kyle aka PasteEaster on habbohotel.com is nothing but a straight up pimp like Steve, his master.. also known as -Konvict on habbohotel.com

"lookit that mang tryna pull a kyle"

by stayve January 22, 2008