kitchen table circ

Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job

Dude that doctor fucked me up and gave me a kitchen table circ

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

Kitchen syndrome

you’ve ordered a meal, the hunger is continually developing and in result you keep looking towards the kitchen pass

I’m so hungry, I have such bad kitchen Syndrome *stares at every waiter coming from the kitchen*

by I Neubs July 15, 2022

Kitchen Chiller

A person who likes to hang out in the kitchen. Without purpose or meaning

Frank, Lil’ Chick-Chak, and Princess Fussilia we’re chronic kitchen chillers; they sat at the kitchen table, doing nothing other than reading their phones, watching Beavis & Butthead and yelling at their mom, Ramona, for more meatloaf.

by Kitty Whiskers III August 11, 2022

Kitchen Chiller

A person who likes to likes to hang out in the kitchen, without purpose or meaning.

Frank, Lil’ ChikChak, and Princess Fussilia chronic kitchen chillers who loved to hang all day long at the breakfast table … playing dominoes, watching Beavis & Butthead vidoes, and yelling at their mom, Ramona, for more meatloaf.

by Kitty Whiskers III August 11, 2022

Kitchennui

The feeling when you're hungry but would rather die than eat anything in your kitchen.

I'm starving, but the food I have is kitchennui...

by ASCIt August 17, 2022

Kitches

This is a mix of a Karen and a bitch so kitches

Those two women just now were such kitches

by Riveer October 6, 2022

Kitchen scale

To unnecessarily measure everything to the 1% accuracy, when it is not necessary.

Did you just Kitchen scale that water for your coffee?

by Batu Cave October 27, 2022