king doucher

Someone in your friend group who is the douche of all douchers he/she is the one who has enormous amounts of douche in their veins. they probably go in circles and have a gaping hole in their book bags.

Jerry Musi is king doucher in all of carteret

by S.Colditz December 12, 2009

The Ramen King

A prophecy once told of a boy named Ethan who would rise from a chicken flavored Ramen noodle packet, and restore peace to this Earth. Some say he could throw a ramen packet farther than the Chemo King himself. Others say he could whip his foes with his extremely long ramen-like hair.

The Ramen King saved us from a galactic space whale, my nibbaz

by B4dg3r January 21, 2017

King Von

A sexy nigga who is not from 63rd and has four plus three, three plus two bodies on his count.

LIL DURK: Aye Von aint you turning 63 today?
KING VON: No

LIL DURK: But aint this yo 63rd birthday?
KING VON: BITCH WE NOT FROM 63RD!!!!
LIL DURK: OK OK CHILL

by Mansnothot69420! November 4, 2022

nolan king

An abnormally large male that is often referred to as a pedophile and talk about fucking little kids all the time. He likes to take it in the ass and is very pleasured by it.

That guy is such a Nolan King
Like, Really, NOLAN KING

by nolanking March 29, 2017

Smut King

A Smut King (also commonly known as "Smut Lord", in more rural areas) refers to a dirty man-whore that sleeps with any and everything, regardless of weight, color, disease or species. He is often held in high respect (and disrespect) by his close peers. Smut Kings often partake in very disgusting and deviant sexual acts, including but not limited to, the Dirty Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer, and the infamous Hot Carl. To be associated with a Smut King is both an honor and a tragedy, a blessing and a curse.

Dude, I used to think that guy Alex was a pimp. After what I heard he did to that girl Kayley at the apartment last night, he's definitely achieved Smut King status.

by Sanfucksky August 18, 2013

King splen

King splen is not just a rapper,but a bloody modafucking gangsta.he is the King of Spartan gang and the King of audiomack.
His songs sure discribe him as a GOAT of our generation and no Nigerian rapper fuck with him and his gang.

If you never heard King splen songs,then you have a mental discharge

by Kungell splen May 16, 2022

King of Rhyl

Someone who thinks they are all that, jack the biscuit and a bag of chips etc

(in disagreement at a statement or gesture) "Fuck off, you think you're the king of Rhyl".

by The actual king of Rhyl October 23, 2008