Getting ready to sex up your girl by putting your hands on her ass and letting her take out a knife and slowly chop off your penis while you scream in satisfaction. After this first step you cut your still warm dick in half and run outside ass-naked with the half dick in your mouth until someone calls the swat and they come and taze you until you can feel the electricity travel through your chewed up cut in half dick. They seize your partner and have to put her down to remove the dick. Plan ahead to perform the kyle so you know not to shave so the cops have to touch your blanket like legs.
by i really shouldn't October 28, 2013
Get the Kylemug. Person 1: Ughhh, I have to be lab partners with Kyle this semester
Person 2: I fucking hate that guy
Person 2: I fucking hate that guy
by op potato slayer April 14, 2015
Get the Kylemug. Kyle aka PasteEaster on habbohotel.com is nothing but a straight up pimp like Steve, his master.. also known as -Konvict on habbohotel.com
by stayve January 21, 2008
Get the Kylemug. by Saulxddddddddd January 24, 2018
Get the Kylemug. A retarded young lad who likes it up the ass, axe body spray and chugging monsters all night long. Kyle's are also very over the top and annoying. They also usually treat women like shit and hate there fathers
by Kyleisaretard768 June 20, 2019
Get the Kylemug. a fag ass bro, who rides motocross. he always says he is faster then one of his friends , because he is compensating for his dick size. he drives a tractor and loves him some red heads. he is a fuck boy and has ASSBURGERS!
by BIGPOPPA121 December 31, 2013
Get the KYLEmug. kyle is just so fucking cute, if he truly loves you he will do ANYTHING for you, he's so sweet and gives the best hugs. when you first see him he looks quite intimidating but when you get to know him he's just like a big teddy bear that u just wanna cuddle tf out of. he's such a good person and seeing him upset will break your heart. everyone needs a kyle in their life <3
by frankiexoxo May 8, 2020
Get the kylemug.