Juan's Magic Trick

Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone

Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"

by Ragu God October 16, 2022

Juan

A really nice person when the talk is Friends, He knows how to make you laugh even in your worst moment. He´s likes to feel that you´re feeling comfortable when you´re next to him. He really like Parties and Girls LOL. But above all, he has a kinda´good heart LMAO

person #1(on the phone): I mean, im really hurt because i was waiting for it, but i didnt get the chance.
Juan: Hey,Hey, calm down, everthing´ happens for a reasson. You´ll be Okay.

by Thestrongerinhere February 4, 2024

Juan

Juan is a toe loving weirdo. He comes off as gay even though he might not be. He’s extremely stubborn and can be rude from time to time. And he’s very serious about his time so don’t waste it.

Sarah- do you know who Juan is?
Chris- yea that’s that toe loving kid

by Whyiseverythingchrome February 20, 2020

Juan angel

Alérgico y consumidor de marihuana. Oficial de primera, persona de segunda

-Papa, papa ¿Me llevas al parque?

-Calla niño que estoy fumando como un buen Juan angel, me cago en tus muertos.

by BaronDeLaBirra November 23, 2021

Juan

Juan, is a guy who is shy but outgoing when he get close to you. He is funny person. He's a guy you want to date. He will show you off to his homies. He'll tell his mom about you. He's serious about his sport he plays. He loves when you call him cute little names. He'll want to spoon you until you fall asleep. He is a guy everyone wants. If you meet a Juan, don't let him go. He's very sensitive person and easily gets jealous when your around other guys. He wants you, to be his and only his.He falls in love quickly, and can't stop unloving you. Though he gets very confused, so its tricky. A guy with a perfect smile, and eyes you can get lost in.. don't let go

Juan "Yo Jaylen, I think I'm in love with Aaliyah.. wait no, I know I am"
Jaylen " I already knew this by the way you talk about her! Even your mother knows. Me and her talked about it"
Juan "So I tell her, right?"
Jaylen " duh"

by cam.mm October 27, 2019

Juan Mig

It is said that if you are named Juan Mig/Juan Miguel your parents are expecting you to have a large dick.

Ex. Oh he's name is Juan Mig you say? He's a big right? Haha!

by Juan Mig October 19, 2021

Juan

Usually innocent and doesn’t get dirty jokes. Normally shorter than the average person. Tends to hang out with the weird kids.

Juan almost died in a game and he yelled loudly

by AnonymousIntilligence October 9, 2019