joints

can be anything really. used often in relation to music. a collection of things or articles.

lemme get them joints.
you copped them joints yet?

by joe dutch August 19, 2004

Joint roller

An unusual type of a hand job in which the giver rolls the penis between the thumbs forefingers parallel to the shaft and then rolling tips together as if rolling a joint.

Dude, have you ever gotten a joint roller?

What the fuck are you talking about?

That chick started rollin' my dick like a joint last night.

by K Diz Mc October 7, 2012

Jonathan-David

A sexual act involving highly dextrous activity.

A woman who always talked openly about her promiscuity was approached by an old friend one day. The friend inquired as to what her ideal sexual encounter is. Upon answering with simply "A Jonathan-David," the friend asked her to elaborate. So she says in response, "If I'm not tied down, being choked, having my hair pulled, bent over, leg over one shoulder, with a little toe in my asshole, it's not a Jonathan-David night!"

by TheOriginalJ-D January 22, 2013

Jonathan

Jonathan may catch you with his charms and make you feel safe and you can love him and such. Unfortunately some of then will only want you for your body. If you are in school for example and break up with him he will move on, if you break up with him in the summer he will be "heart broken" Because his hoe self can't get another girl. This only goes out to some not all.

Wow Jonathan is such a hoe.
But he is cute.

by Gum_Shot June 13, 2018

digital janitor

Office job that mostly involves cleanup and maintenance of digital databases or files; such as backup, restoration, updates, upgrades, purges, archiving, etc. Requires a modicum familiarity with basic computer operations including file and database management but little in the way of problem solving skills or creativity.

His business card might call him a Database Administrator but he's really just a glorified digital janitor.

by wurdnerd November 20, 2009

dirty janitor

During missionary sex after a long night of drinking and debauchery; the man throws-up on the woman's chest right when he is about to cum, then right before ejaculation he wipes his cock all over the vomit covered chest as he cums as if it were a mop.

"Mike was sooo drunk that he preformed the dirty janitor for the first time! Then, I came!"

by 1978dRuMmErMaN August 5, 2014

Pygmy joint

A small joint, rolled with cigarette rolling papers, complete with roach.

"I'm not in the mood for a whole joint, might just roll a Pygmy joint"

by Rorasaur5000 January 11, 2017