Jlove Jessica

Slang term for girlfriend or wife that makes her boyfriend or husband leave his squad on warzone to go play with her.

Bye Randy, I gotta go play with Jlove Jessica

by Handily69420 March 18, 2022

Jessica freer

the best person in existence, she is only a bitch to you if your a bitch to her :)

have you seen Jessica freer omg she is the best

by snapmebitch April 14, 2020

Jessica walch

Someone more retarded than a ARF tart or a fucking fliddy flid

Jessica walch is a mong

by YOURMARJONTOAST February 15, 2019

Jessica Pfeiffer

Jessica Pfeiffer is the coolest person you will ever meet. Jessica loves musicals and plays amazing villains. She has the sweetest smile and is the most fun to be around. She can make you laugh with just one look and has one of the most amazing laughs you’ll ever hear. Her weirdness is one of the most endearing characteristics about her. When befriending a Jessica, get ready for goofy shenanigans and memories that will last a lifetime. Jessica has many nicknames like P Feif, JP, Jessica Puh-Feiffer and so on. If you befriend a Jessica Pfeiffer, hang onto her. Tightly. And never, EVER let go.

Jessica Pfeiffer is the coolest human being ever.
P Feif is the best stage manager I’ve ever had!
“Happy Birthday Jessica!”, said an elated Bob.

by Your Bestie Bob :) September 9, 2022

Jessica Hume

Jessica Hume is the name for someone who looks just like Amanda Seyfried, she is also a very great person. She is often mistaken for Amanda Seyfried due to her large resemblance to the actress.

Person 1: OMG! I think we just passed Amanda Seyfried at the bus stop!

Person 2: No, that was Jessica Hume. She looks exactly like Amanda Seyfriend though.

Person 1: It's like they could be twins! She's pretty, I bet she's nice.

Person 2: Yeah, she's great.

by kaimonoiscool November 26, 2010

Pull a Jessica

"Pulling a Jessica," is the opposite of PTSD or latent memory. You remember things so vividly and exactly no one believes you.

The breakfast sandwich was so delectable he could not even, "Pull a Jessica," to remember how it made him feel sick.

by Anticelestialbeatbox April 25, 2023

Jessica Weaver

This girl can give head like no other. Her sex game is stronger than the Hawaiian tides and her love is better than no other. She can usually be found in a sheetz parking lot in an audi blasting tik tok song so keep your eye out cause she’s a keeper

If you ever get yourself a Jessica Weaver keep her. she’s beneficial ;)

by Figgysmalls101 November 5, 2019