jenison

A town for big sluts that will have sex with just about anyone. People often hate eachother for no apparent reason, Hudsonville (a city over)is way better than Jenison, because there is no sluts and whores.

"She is such a whore!"
"Yeah, She must be from Jenison."

by x0x0brooke July 4, 2008

jewishdicial

Corrupt judicial system.

"I don't have very much faith in our jewishdicial system".

by jewica May 26, 2008

Jewish shower

A shower you take only once

Schlomo; 'Dude i went to the campsite and tried to take a shower but there was no water.'
David: 'Damn sounds like a jewish shower.'

by Highaf2007 September 1, 2018

jewish thumb

jewish thumb is when a penny sticks to a thumb because it is attracted to the jew inside. So stingy, that they try to even cheat pennies!

Damn, See that? Ursula has a Jewish thumb!

by super jew thumb March 19, 2011

jewish cowboy

a jew, who is also a cowboy, often kills horses to make candles for Hanukkah, will often melt their siblings skin for wax. Loves to dress like the cowboy he is screaming "Yee-haw! Im a greedy bastard, ya scurvy cur!"

kid #1:: YEE-HAW! Im a greedy bastard, ya scurvy cur!

Kid #2 (To kid #3):: Thats guy is totally a jewish cowboy.

Kid #3:: isnt he part pirate too? I mean, he said "scurvy cur".

Kid #2:: Nope, thats what jewish cowboys do.

by MgamerNix August 17, 2008

Jenis

The penis of our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ.

On the third day jenis rose again.

by maltar June 2, 2011

jewish redlight

act of you and a german friend get out of your car at a redlight and you kneel as your friend shoots you in the head

jim got arrested for jewish redlighting bob

by harrison maddox September 9, 2006