Jade Mullan

Jade Mullan is like most girls...a hure. She will steal your man and possibly your girl too. If Jade Mullan is near make sure to hide your partner she will take even if she already had 10 of them.

That girl Jade Mullan is a real hure.

by Outbeefinpeepsxxx July 26, 2019

Jades Theory

“Jade’s theory” is her scientific claim that every brown guy has a massive big giant juicy cock just because they’re brown. (She has proven this for experience. )

“Damn sis this south asian dudes dick went so deep I felt it in my stomach, Jades theory must be true.”

by uswhenwemet June 11, 2022

jade comb

An owned item or object left either intentionally or accidentally in the posession of another person (typically with one whom shares affection) ensuring the promise that they shall meet again. This may either be a special promise or a burden, depending on which person said item was left with.

Bro: "What are you looking for?"
Homie: "Just doing a quick once-over through your apartment. I'm leaving for Vegas and don't want to leave a jade comb"

"Oh, I left my hat? Keep it for now, it's my jade comb."

Take this necklace, it will be a jade comb promising I will meet you here again this time next year.

by MotherOfPanda March 26, 2021

Jade Carter

Your mom’s favorite, eats roasted red pepper hummus for a living. Sucks at beer pong and can definitely out smoke any of you motherfuckers.

Jade Carter is a legend

by punanislayer September 21, 2021

Javier and Jade

Two very wonderful people who obviously are meant for each other based on their wonderful-ness. A madly in love couple.

Wow that couple is so happy, they MUST be Javier and Jade

by thegeorgeguru September 13, 2009

Jade Monkey

The holy matramony of cheep beer (colt 45, OE) and Lime-ade.

Rio only had limeade, so Alex had to fix himself a jade monkey instead of a brass monkey

by Enorelbot September 25, 2007

Jade's Ass

Jades ass will make your head turn fast. It's thicc af and you just can't stop thinking about getting a piece of it to yourself. Her ass will make you change the way you think of other asses.

GAH DAYYUMM! LOOK AT DAY SHIT BRUH TF JADE'S ASS IMMA PASS OUT!!

by KnowingFineKnowledge August 9, 2016