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Jacob Beal

An average male. But with a forehead that can range from 6 inches to 3 feet
Jacob Bealโ€™s got a massive fucking forehead
by JbBnoยฅ September 24, 2019
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Jacob Zuma

A president who cant say numbers correctly
Kim:There are 7 100.

50000000.7111607439280. People in this world
Donald:Your being a Jacob Zuma
by Neutralice January 2, 2022
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jacob ische

he who has the biggest choda and takes the children at night. He is asoceated with people such as pEppa pIG and Babby Choda
Cole: Shoot i died, fuck my life
Jacob Ische: that fucking lil choda faggoto go burn in peppa... UHHhhhhhhhhhHHHhhhHHHhhhHHh Fuck me chodaaaaa!!!
by Daddy peppaa January 14, 2020
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Jacob adjetey

The man is ๐˜™๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ 2000 ๐˜ฑ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ถ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ. Laggy. Whenever a black guy walks past he immediately thinks ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ๐˜ด ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฆ
That faggot Jacob adjetey is unresponsive! No heโ€™s just downloading his latest update
by Kanye_west โœ“ February 10, 2022
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Hans Jacob

It's a scandinavian boy name. The person is possibly really hot but he can't get them girls because he is to dammn cute. He has a large Hans und some large Jacob's and is most likely not to loose his virginity before 18. Hans Jacob is usually tall with white curly hair
"Who is that hot guy over there?"

"Ohh, it's just Hans Jacob"

"How can I become awesome?"
"Be like Hans Jacob"
by Joakim123 March 11, 2017
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Jacob Daly

A 19 year old who sits on Roblox all day on his PC constantly starting arguments with children. Ro-Combat is his life, don't mess with him, he will knock you out! He doesn't know what a job is so don't mention it!
"Look its Jacob Daly, he's so weak!"
by djkfre July 9, 2023
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Jacob Cardinal

The embodiment of god, a myth known only by a select group of powerful men and women, it is said those who worthy of meeting Jacob Cardinal are blessed with great wealth and power.
I pray to Jacob Cardinal before eating.
by Stevenson99 January 21, 2023
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