jacob stonertorious

the worlds best musician. criminally underrated. his debut single sweatshirt charted 90 on billboard 100. in addition, he’s a super cool stoner. yeah, he smokes weed. it’s awesome. really cool guy, i’d love to spark with him some day.

sophie: you seen jacob stonertorious’ new tiktok?
liam: yeah, he’s so cool. i wish i could be like him

by Mr Kachows dream girl December 1, 2020

Jacob Beal

An average male. But with a forehead that can range from 6 inches to 3 feet

Jacob Beal’s got a massive fucking forehead

by JbBno¥ September 24, 2019

Jacob Hong

Average height, glasses, and short hair. Although he may seem cold in the beginning he is deceiving you, he likes to sprout random knowledge. Jacob’s have the most elite sense of humor, and some questionable music taste. But all in all you can never end up hating them. Jacob’s are very dedicated in what they are doing, and often end up getting seriously addicted to games they get recommended. They are very kind and caring and very cautious.

Yool : dring dring BEN?
Jacob Hong: ….

by LordandsaviorGod March 9, 2022

jacob ische

he who has the biggest choda and takes the children at night. He is asoceated with people such as pEppa pIG and Babby Choda

Cole: Shoot i died, fuck my life
Jacob Ische: that fucking lil choda faggoto go burn in peppa... UHHhhhhhhhhhHHHhhhHHHhhhHHh Fuck me chodaaaaa!!!

by Daddy peppaa January 14, 2020

jacob fitzpatrick

The most kind hearted person you could meet,has a verry high tendency to be really silly and on the edge of having problems, but he is also one of the best lovers the universe has ever seen he is also a great musician

jacob fitzpatrick

by Jcb2951 May 18, 2014

Jacob adjetey

The man is 𝘙𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 2000 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘵𝘦. Laggy. Whenever a black guy walks past he immediately thinks 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘬𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘦

That faggot Jacob adjetey is unresponsive! No he’s just downloading his latest update

by Kanye_west ✓ February 10, 2022

Jacob Daly

A 19 year old who sits on Roblox all day on his PC constantly starting arguments with children. Ro-Combat is his life, don't mess with him, he will knock you out! He doesn't know what a job is so don't mention it!

"Look its Jacob Daly, he's so weak!"

by djkfre July 9, 2023