jonathan the zombie 

a kid that like turtles so much he based his entire fortune on it

ehhh he likes turtles so much jonathan the zombie

jonathan the zombie by tutyilion February 13, 2017

jonathan hight

A guy with a huge cock who usually has a lot of money and all the girls want to suck his dick and some say he is a sex god

1:Wow I heard he pulled a Jonathan Hight

2:no one can pull a Jonathan Hight

jonathan hight by Biggerdickthananyoneelse May 15, 2018

Jonathan Bussman 

Is a bullied homosexual boy who can be annoying.

Person 1: Do you like Jonathan Bussman?

Person 2: Nah hes gay.

Jonathan Bussman by JonteMobbad March 24, 2018

jonathan bascomb 

A wonderful borther,

nice, funny, silly, and awesome.

Jonathan Bascomb : smart

jonathan bascomb by cakepops May 25, 2018

jonathan parker 

A man with scars

My teacher jonathan parker got em scars

jonathan parker by D STUDENTS May 28, 2018

Jonathan chatin 

So my neighbor is this big emo faggot and his name needs to be on urban dictionary. The definition is an emo who can’t afford goth attire so their entire outfit is hand me downs.

God that homeless person is such a Jonathan chatin.

Jonathan chatin by Dragonpug1 January 31, 2019

Jonathan'd 

The act of indulging in a range of Class A drugs whilst trying to socialise, communicate and mingle with a range of characters in a civilised fashion- and failing miserably. Said act usually would be found taking place around many of the bars around the Finnieston area of Glasgow's westend

The cunt was as high as kite, he was proper Jonathan'd!

The cunt was chewing wasps, he was in full-on Jonathan mode!

Jonathan'd by @bubbleteeth June 15, 2019