Jarred Yeah

Jarred….YEAHHHHHH

Jarred Yeah

by gnpboiii July 8, 2021

Lewd Jar

1. A metaphorical or literal container where individuals deposit a pre-determined penalty (usually in the form of money or tokens) each time they say or do something deemed inappropriate or lewd. The purpose of the lewd jar is to encourage self-restraint and promote more respectful behavior within a group or community. The penalties collected can often be used for group activities, charity, or as a humorous way to acknowledge and address lewd behavior.

2. Yamete (pronounced "yah-meh-teh") — The legendary, sole contributor to the lewd jar, whose unparalleled knack for saying and doing the most audaciously lewd things ensures the jar is never empty. Often seen as a mixture of mischievous instigator and reluctant benefactor, Yamete's endless contributions keep the lewd jar’s spirit (and balance) alive. Despite their central role, Yamete is revered for their ability to turn every lewd moment into a humorous learning opportunity, adding a unique flavor to the lewd jar tradition.

"Every time Yamete speaks, the lewd jar fills up faster than a vending machine at a college party!"

by Meagrable August 21, 2024

Fetus in a jar

A fetus in a jar is a baby that is still in development stages that has died and was put in a jar usually for research purposes.

The scientist has a fetus in a jar to study what babies are like before birth.

by QuelfTV October 28, 2019

Glass Jar

And old person’s way of saying Testicles

One little hit in your glass jar and you’ll be rolling all over the floor.

by No telling November 1, 2019

Jarred

Jarred is a name used for people who sleep all day and eat too much food, jarred is normally known for e-dating online and also never taking showers.
Jarred is also known for having no neck or chin.

Jarred never showers and loves food too much

by PaulGeorge300 June 26, 2025

Pickle Jar Paradox

When you’re struggling at something then someone does the same exact thing, with zero effort.

Pickle jar paradox,
When your skinny friend opens the jar when your strong friend can’t. Zero effort…

by OnlyDictator14 July 17, 2025

jar of mayonnaise

A usually bald Caucasian man whose personality is as bland and congealed as his condiment counterpart. Can be found mansplaining “logic” on Facebook or complaining about cancel culture while quoting Joe Rogan. Feels personally attacked by diversity and pronouns.

Often seen wearing wraparound sunglasses, quoting Jordan Peterson, and blaming women or immigrants for his own mediocrity.

“Yo check out that jar of mayonnaise wearing a neck gaiter and trying to find hard working immigrants to abduct.”

by chicagocowgirl777 October 21, 2025