A usually bald Caucasian man whose personality is as bland and congealed as his condiment counterpart. Can be found mansplaining “logic” on Facebook or complaining about cancel culture while quoting Joe Rogan. Feels personally attacked by diversity and pronouns.
Often seen wearing wraparound sunglasses, quoting Jordan Peterson, and blaming women or immigrants for his own mediocrity.
Often seen wearing wraparound sunglasses, quoting Jordan Peterson, and blaming women or immigrants for his own mediocrity.
“Yo check out that jar of mayonnaise wearing a neck gaiter and trying to find hard working immigrants to abduct.”
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Phil hasn't been doing well lately, apparently his ex had his name put in a community sour jar on Etsy.
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“El José De Jalisco” “El desconocido” “Chepina”
is a drug trafficker for the Cartel Jalisco Nueva Generación. He began by doing small errands and leveled up to being a key component and operator of the drug trade in north west Texas. due to very little being known about him he is not on any national website with a wanted status. what we do know is that he is of the Hispanic race, enjoys riding horses, farming, drinking fine tequila and beer.
“El José De Jalisco” “El desconocido” “Chepina”
is a drug trafficker for the Cartel Jalisco Nueva Generación. He began by doing small errands and leveled up to being a key component and operator of the drug trade in north west Texas. due to very little being known about him he is not on any national website with a wanted status. what we do know is that he is of the Hispanic race, enjoys riding horses, farming, drinking fine tequila and beer.
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