milk shower

when you nut on your girls (or mans) face, and they rub the cum all over themselves to help with acne.

"yo, my girl took a milk shower last night, after she found a new pimple on her forehead."

by johnglenn69 June 12, 2017

German shower

When you connect the shower head to a supply of zyklon b and you tell a friend to take a shower

"dude,i heard gabriel is going to sleep over at hans house,i hope hans won't give him the german shower"

by PussyAssMaster92 April 12, 2020

fox shower

When your hot neighbor doesn't close the blinds in her bathroom and you discover your sexuality. Can also refer to a memorable incident where you happen upon nudity as an adolescent.

Everyone has a fox shower etched into their memory somewhere.

by allthefoxshowers January 22, 2014

Shower Poodle

The mat of hair that collects on a shower drain.

Water was pooling up in the tub so I scooped the shower poodle out to let it drain.

by Reverend Homeslice February 3, 2012

Shower Picnic

A special shower activity that combines all major aspects of a successful date night. Successful shower picnic execution includes both individuals bathing (i.e., scrubbing each other’s everything), dancing (i.e., grinding each other, fully covered in soap and food sauce), drinking from bottles (i.e., champagne and/or wine), feeding each other fine dining food or Chicken McNuggets, neck kissing, and pace changing mutual adult play. Everything must be done in the shower with the shower on (absolutely no exceptions).

Man: “Hey, foxy lady, do you want to go out to dinner tonight?”

Woman: “That’s fucking boring. Let’s have a shower picnic instead. I’ll bring the cakes, make sure you bring the hog.”

Man: “Oh my fuck, I’m full ham.”

by Cloud Walking Brown Bear September 22, 2023

shower adjuster

A person who thinks he/she knows what's good for your happiness and comfort. As if you need to be told when you're too hot, hungry, etc.

Mike, I'm not too warm! I want to keep my coat on! You don't need to be my shower adjuster.

by capryl May 18, 2013

golden shower

Hot,piss urine streaming onto a lover.

"I like to have my face swathed in thee golden shower."

by Bart June 4, 2003