A team that has a rightful place in NFL history. They are currently one of the best teams in the NFL, although they haven't won a playoff game since 1996. Our QB, Tony Romo, is second only to Tom Brady, and T.O. Has the second highest reception rate in NFL History.Most retards (Eagles and Redskin fans) make fun of us witchout realizing how much they suck them selves.
Carl: Cowboys suck!
Tom: Who do you like?
Carl: The Eagles
Tom: LOL! N00b team with one Superbowl win!
Carl: And Cowboys?
Tom: Dallas Cowboys are five time Superbowl Champions, asshole
Tom: Who do you like?
Carl: The Eagles
Tom: LOL! N00b team with one Superbowl win!
Carl: And Cowboys?
Tom: Dallas Cowboys are five time Superbowl Champions, asshole
by Tard-Hater November 7, 2008
Get the dallas cowboysmug. ( an insult used between men only): to metaphorically speaking ' grow an extra pair of balls' and take one's responsibility like a grown man
Teenage son: dad I got my girlfriend pregnant, what do I do?
Father: cowboy up Peter. And by the way I am busy ( slams door in son's face)
Father: cowboy up Peter. And by the way I am busy ( slams door in son's face)
by Sexydimma May 29, 2017
Get the cowboy upmug. A game played between two people. The object of the game is to take off all your clothes and see who can lick the other person all over the fastest. Quite possibly the hottest game ever invented.
by Anon408 April 13, 2009
Get the Cowboy Gamemug. When a person is strapped face down to all four corners of a bed with whips and is then analy penetrated by a horse
by Naughty cowboy December 18, 2014
Get the Naughty cowboymug. by KovaK January 15, 2016
Get the cowboy dickmug. by Sam Stevens May 15, 2003
Get the cowboymug. by JasonQG December 30, 2007
Get the cowboy breakfastmug.