Flannel Friday

A day where everyone is required to wear a flannel. Flannel Friday occurs every Friday.

Today is flannel Friday you better wear a flannel or else I’ll murder your family

by 1111122 June 19, 2022

Klepto Friday

On Fridays, we steal things… Klepto Fridays can be defined as the last day of the work week during which folks are encouraged to filch items from businesses and public places to be shown off to friends and kept as trophies.

Friend: Dude why did you just hit the most devious lick on that preschool??!?

Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.

Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.

by Pablito Loco November 12, 2021

Black Friday

When people line up to buy who knows what at America's version of running with the bulls.

American: dude black friday is worse than running with the bulls
Italian: dude running with the bulls is worse than black friday

by Wedge5104 March 17, 2016

flatworm friday

Flatworm friday !!!
Originally a video of a sped up flatworm (A tiny and beautiful aquatic animal) swimming with the "Inkopolis News" theme from Splatoon (The first one, on the Wii U) playing in the background.

Note : This gif down here, is the only "Flatworm" gif I could find. Do not ask anything about what they're doing.

Dude 1 : Hey, it's friday !
Dude 2 : No ... It's FLATWORM FRIDAY !!!
Dude 1 & 2 (Shouting, dancing the kazotsky kick and singing "Popipo" by Hatsune Miku) : FLAT-WORM FRI-DAY, FLAT-WORM FRY-DAY !!!

by Magolor_800 May 3, 2023

Global Friday

Dean cooper or Hobo Hoban spends their Friday morning teaching their form about random shit that everyone already knows about anyway. They waste everyone’s time. Only the coolest of kids actually enjoy global Friday. If you enjoy global Friday then drink bleach

Person 1: It’s global Friday tommorow ughhh
Cool kid: YESSSS!! I love it. I’m going to ask sue to sit next to solace omondi!

by namecode101 October 4, 2018

Black Friday

The day after Americans are thankful for everything they go out and buy more things.

Rhoda went to the mall for Black Friday to go buy a swimming suit but when she entered the store she got trampled by all these people.

by lizzie12345678910 April 17, 2016

Friday Tip

A method by where the HR department tries to justify their useless existence at KPMG.

I deserve $90k/year and working 20 hr weeks, as i publish the Friday Tip.

by SV April 22, 2005